Don't Panic: A Federalist Guide to Congress

Day 1,800, 14:54 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus
This article is written as Party President of the Federalist Party


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Hey Feds, Party President here to let you know that it’s that time of the month again~

As the 25th approaches, so does Congress. Now, last month we got in 9 Feds into Congress, this month I only expect to do better. So, follow this simple guide of what to do on the 25th and we’ll have a Fedtastic Congress

Don’t Panic: A Federalist’s Guide to Congress



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So tomorrow Congress elections take place, I’m going to be concise here, and list to you approximately 20 reasons to vote Federalist





Last few of those are blockers, but excellent candidates amirite?

Also a quick moment to explain why some candidates aren’t on the ballot, due to unexpected Admin derping, apparently regions do matter still insofar as those candidated in regions lost no longer show up on the ballot >_> Which sucks, but at least now we all know. Next time Slade 😉

In any case, I am Proud (and obligatorily Horny) that the Feds are fielding such fine candidates this month, all of them will make great Congress Critters

In Conclusion:
VOTE FEDERALIST for integrity, unity, and pride/horniness in Congress

VOTE FOR THE FEDERALIST PARTY HERE


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And sorry Feds if I’ve been writing a little less and not as active on the forums these past few days (though I certainly have still been on IRC plenty), I’ve just been a bit sick, but don’t worry, I guarantee 100% of my free time will return to Fed-related activites 😉 Love you guys

An Exercise in Transparency



As you may have noticed, I’ve tried to be an extremely transparent Party President, and I think to an extent I’ve succeeded.
On a related note, keep your eyes open for another Federalist Party meeting, I know we’ve missed a few but I haven’t given up on this idea by any means.
ANYWAY, continuing this, our amazing Party Media Director Malarkey has made a “Fed Survey” for you guys to fill out.



So, click here or the image above to grade your party leadership, your responses will be made public either on the forums or in a Fed Press




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That's all,
Stay Sexy Feds,