DoD Orders (Day 1,386): Northern Hungary - Evening Edition

Day 1,386, 11:34 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

Please congratulate our new President of the eUnited States of America: Alexander_Auctoritas!!!




Also, please wish Zach Goldsmith a Happy Birthday!




If you are mobile, deployed in an allied Nation, or the eUSA then fight for Croatia in Northern Hungary!



If you are mobile, deployed in an allied Nation or the eUSA then fight for Romania in Banat!





Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!







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Signed,

Alexander_Auctoritas
President of the United States of America

Oblige
Secretary of Defense


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