DoD Orders (Day 1,353): Arkansas

Day 1,353, 06:29 Published in USA USA by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

You may have received a message from Plato regarding the new way that Resistance Wars are started. If you wish to help your country by starting a Resistance War complete this form or contact Alexander Auctoritas (your Secretary of Defense) or Vanek26 (your head of the National Security Council).






Defend against the Double Spaniards by fighting in The Great State of Arkansas!






Deploy to Poland Occupied Amerika and fight for the Resistance in The Great State of Alaska !







Our third priority is to deploy to Poland Occupied Amerika and fight for the Resistance in Saxony !




Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

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The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!







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Signed,

Blank Keating
President of the United States of America

Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense

Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff


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