DoD Orders (Day 1,338): Illinois
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
Current Orders are to fight for the Resistance in Illinois!
If you need a battle to reset food fights support our INCI Allies and fight for Cyprus in Al Madinah!
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
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Signed,
Blank Keating
President of the United States of America
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Secretary of Defense
Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
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o7
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Update #1
what happened to the one earlier that said to fight against the resistance in illinois?
i ate rice
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o7
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i ate glove
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