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DB´s Night Before Christmas
By Kiwifire1


Twas the night before Christmas, when all through DB's HQ
Not an ape was stirring, not even for a pooh.
Half of the troops were pissed and passed out every where,
In hopes that the strippers soon would be there.

The rest of the troops were nestled all snug in their bunks,
While little Jerry pulled himself and shot a load of spunk.
And Rico in the kitchen with a hands covered in crap,
Had just washed his ass under the warm water tap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bunk to see what was the matter.
On the lawn sat a rather large Borg Cube,
and Loco disembarking it, in his hand was some lube.


Gregor ran for his life at a very fast pace,
as the Borg yelled"is there no pussy in this place?"
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Siroe standing there with all to bare.

Even after a barrel of paint thinner, he was still lively and quick,
I could not beleive the size of his d......stick
More rapid than crabs he ran after Loc,
And he whistled, and shouted Im ya man if ya wanna poke.

"Now Tark! now, Jizzer! now, Brendan and Rico!
On, Gregor! On, Gabe! on, on Loco and Snake!
away to the bong lets get have one more toke,
Gabe you have the best shit, so shout us a smoke.

As dry weed that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet at the bong and blew there minds sky high.
So up to the barracks-top the coursers they flew,
high as a kite when Oceanus slipps in pooh.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
Jerry standing there with a handfull of spoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
I knew damn well there was colitma imbound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his shoes,
And his fur was all stuck togeather with seaman and poohs.
A bundle of colitma was stuck on his back,
And more was leaking from his unholy crack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his walk was wonky!
His cheeks were like roses, and in his ass was Jizzer puppet Conkey!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
Duck!!! watch out for that fucking throw!!!!

The hurl of the colitma flew threw the air,
watch out boys it could go anywhere.
The pained look on his face and rumble from his belly,
told us he was producing more ass jelly.

His chubby was plump, for a right jolly young elf,
And I laughed when I saw BA's face, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
I knew if BA did not flee he'd soon be spread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled up his throwing hand, with a pull and a jerk.
And pointing his finger at our Party President Ryan,
I knew where the next colitma bomb was flying.

He threw the last bomb, and it gave off a whistle,
And away it all flew, as straight as a missle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he sprang out of sight,
"Happy Christmas ya douchebags, and turn of the fucking lights!"