Converted To The Dark Side of eRepublik

Day 2,030, 22:08 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by The Irish William Wallace


That's right, I am no longer the man I used to be - MikeBane, for I have been consumed by the Dark Side of the eForce. And I will speak few sentences at a time because what I say is poetry.



I am going to enact emergency executive powers to me, the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, and become President of the ILP and then...Emperor of eIreland!



If I am elected in the ILP, I will declare it a new party! The first galactic "Imperial Party" which we will use to harbor in the dictatorship of the Sithitariate.

Dzworokka yun; nyâshqûwai, nwiqûwai. Wotok tsawakmidwanottoi, yuntok hyarutmidwanottoi


I'm spittin rhymes you can't even understand



We will become a totalitarian and center party because whatever I, EmperorPalpatine says goes whether it is left or right or off the scale. Why should you do this? Because I have a...



That's right, a Death Star. Only through me can eIreland achieve a power greater than its ever imagined. Use my knowledge, I beg you. Ever since I've been in eIreland, you all have been seeking a life of great significance...of consciousness.






The Dark Lord of the Sith,
EmperorPalpatine