Christmas Democalypse 2012
Sean the Scot
THE NEWS
Once again the time draws close whe we the people of eUK have to choose a new leader. A new strong leader who will expand the UKs strenght around the world, Develop the economy, find new ways to help new players and old players.
So far their are only 2 people running for PM but this will change as the election gets closer and I'll add them to the article. I will list the qualifications of the candidate and I will sum them up with my own opionion. Lastly a will as for some comments from the Candidate
berkbbx3
Well berkbbx3 ... has ah... no qualifications (that was a simple assessment of a PM Candidate)
Willard Mitt Romney
Well Mitt here has more experience and is more qualified (especally when you compair him to berKbbx3) he spent his business life with Ban Capital a company that trives on the failure of the other businesses they own. Mitt has also had some experance as a Governor and knows how to run a campaign. ooh but he doesn't expect votes from 47% of you.
Here are Mitts words
"Governor of Massa-spell-this, with 'trust-worthy' tax arrangements and a penchant for my wife's Welshcakes and electric windows in First Class Airplanes. I thank God for avoiding the draft in 'Nam and regularly fall out with Brits, Americans... the world. I think i'm qualified to be the next PM due to my exemplary qualifications, ingenuity and versatility. My status as a Mormon means that my First, Second and Third Ladies, will all be on hand to entertain foreign dignitaries whilst i'm hard at work (following in Bill Clinton's footsteps). Additionally, my innovative ideas will revolutionise British industry, whether that's labour camps or a new line in automatic windows for airplanes, an idea which will become the Concorde of tomorrow, today. I hope I can rely on the good people of England-land's vote, I am endorsed by such leading figures as Donald Trump, John Major and of course, Charles B Darrow. Thank you, and God Bless Amerengland.
I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message"
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