Cheetah and Voodoo [Skit]

Day 3,158, 02:17 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by HebronGazelle

*Dark, windy night. Thunder rages in the background and wolves can be heard howling in the distance. Two men can be heard walking along struggling and mumbling*

VoodooMike71: I can't believe you did it, I just can't believe you did it
CheetahCurtis: When I say do something, they are meant to do it, if not, consequences
VoodooMike71: Ugghhh
CheetahCurtis: Stop moaning and lets just get rid of the body
VoodooMike71: I didn't realise they were this heavy
CheetahCurtis: Well we wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't decided to run the country

*men continue to struggle but walk along*

CheetahCurtis: Almost there

*men dump body onto ground and proceed with burial*

CheetahCurtis: Easy, see
VoodooMike71: Easy? You know what we just did?
CheetahCurtis: They had it coming, in a few months we'll laugh about this
VoodooMike71: Oooooooohhhh, we got a Tony Blair over here
CheetahCurtis: Shut up and bury the body

*men finish burial*

VoodooMike71: Now what?
CheetahCurtis: What do you mean?
VoodooMike71: We just buried the eUK, what are we going to do now?
CheetahCurtis: eJamaica?