CG Presidency, the return of a whale & statehood for London

Day 4,365, 21:33 Published in USA USA by chickensguys

Dear Americans,
I have been called many things, but I am not just a country bumpkin, I am the American zeitgeist, relentless, thick-skinned and determined. Today I announce my Candidacy for the Presidency of the United States.

Now, let me show you, just the tip .... of the iceberg.

If I am elected President of the United States of America I promise the return of Barrack Oblige, the greatest Whale to ever grace this game.

I also promise to turn London into the 51st state taking Cuba's old place as the previous 51st state.

I promise to extend Derpy's dividend forever! It's your money, you deserve it.

I promise media activity, I promise to breathe life into this game as I have done countless times before.

I also promise to kick Cerb out of court, prosecute Pfeiffer for his countless crimes and bring Wiggy, the worst chief of staff ever to swift justice.

Signed by
Prime Minister Chickensguys