candidate for president

Day 2,936, 03:56 • Published in Nigeria Nigeria • by efiljo II

Hello. Its me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet... (O sh.t wrong place)


Hello eNigeria!



First i want to say Thank You to all political parties who supported me for the following Presidential Elections.

In the next month, if im elected as your President i will do my best and try to make things better for this small eNigerian community to rise from obsecurity in this eWorld and achieve its goals.

This past week was very hard for us, but we certainly showed the eWorld how one small nation and community can achieve Great results on a military plan.

I Salute all our Friends and Allies for their support, bravery and unselfishness on the battlefield in past week, and i wanna tell you that we will never stop fighting for our Friends and Allies. We gonna make our enemies suffer!!!


As an interior matter i wanna say to my fellow eNigerians that if Im elected for you CP.....

- I will give a one-week relive or vacation to all my eNigerian subjects. During that time i strictly forbid any kind of working activities on the cotton plantations!
- And one very important matter...I will personally pledge to withdraw all condoms from the market to increase the birth rate of this community and become one of the most powerful nations in the whole eWorld!

Together for mother eNigeria! o/


The One and Only,
efiljo II



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