Butt-Hurt Blues

Day 2,641, 18:32 • Published in USA USA • by BritSeelowe

Yes, I know I have been lax about writing articles. What can I say? Life has been good. I work for the MU, manage my companies, and kick myself for not hiring a trainer much earlier than when I did. As I've said before, I'm a pretty typical eAmerican girl.

So recently, while waiting for my nails to dry, I practice playing my trusty harmonica when I spot another EZC eSolder filling out this form!



I totally ruined one nail and exclaimed, "Seriously?" To make a long-story short, it seems that someone got their britches in a bunch over losing a Battle Hero. Okay, we have all been there, so I'm ready to fuss at my lvl46 friend for smiting someone with his mighty 31K strength and raising his BH count to a whopping 25. Then I am told that the poor lvl39 eVictim has 79K strength. Is it any wonder that the eVictim was crushed by the 78 shots lobbed over by EZC's newest eBully?

Fixing my nail, I listen to the exchange that followed the smiting and BH win:

lvl 39: This is your last BH...black list you know...I'll find you anywhere.

Frien😛 Uh, okay. I was going for ff and needed 75 kills. Still cant tell whether i got them. Enjoy the GAME. Yay! Apparently I got 75 shots in. Now I'm back to needing 25. Sorry that my 75 shots were enough to snipe you.

lvl 39: you fight 78 kills ... not 75 anyway just i said... your last BH i'll follow you anywhere... cause i respect only those ho respect me...

There was a bit more, but one cannot remember everything when she has dissolved into giggles. Then I hear that lvl 39 is from eGreece. I'm too young to have eHeartbreak as my boy-crush is from eGreece! The tragedy of it all! (BTW, the word "Tragedy" originates from Greek!) I shake it off faster than the Taylor Swift song as I realize that no Greek guy over the age of seven would pledge a vendetta on something so trivial! Unlike my crush, lvl 39 obviously belongs to an inferior MU and comes from the wrong side of eGreece...likely from a region that grows fine rocks or something.

The story got around - obviously. How much? While on leave, we heard sweet Peggy Lee singing the "Butt-hurt Blues."



o/~ lvl 39 has got it! o/~
o/~ oh, yes, baby! He's got it bad. o/~
o/~ It's not a battle hero. Nuuuuuuu. o/~
o/~ He suffers from the old Butt-Hurt Blues. o/~

Sing it, Peggy! And don't worry, Vijalob. He's got to sleep sometime. Just file that paperwork and work on that next FF.

~BritSee