Breaking News: Sir Scott Williamson caught in shed with Goat
Day 1,990, 08:05
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
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Laughed hard because the headline is so true \o/
Voted ^__^
A goat was caught in a shed with Sir Scott Williamson? OUTRAGEOUS!
The goat should be hung for indecency
it was cured and then hung.
Baaaaa humbug
Is that the ESO trivia goat? Poor Kevin
It better not be! Kevin is a gentleman of the finest order
what kelvin, kamikaze kelvin or the goat or both? ESO is always so dubious.
Quite clearly a difference between Kelvin and Kevin.
Poor goat, she will never have children again
it wasn't a goat, it was worse.
You've got to be kidding me!
who bought this up? >_>
Complains at others buying votes. then buy votes himself...
Humphrey you are why the eUK is fed up of trolls.
You really think *he* is the reason we're fed up with *you*?
And in what way would making people fed up of trolls be a bad thing to do anyway?
Is he supposed to be trying to make people like and appreciate trolls instead?
I guess from a troll's point of view I can see that would be the case...
Don't you see? BA is trolling *right now.* Either that or he's the single most hypocritical person in the known world... which, strangely enough, seems more likely. Never mind; carry on, my good man.
this article is so funny ( if you think about it) that I'll devote the next four months and 400 euros to... play minecraft.
More interesting articles like this please, I love the genuine gossip.
Sad day all round people
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5696694
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5697473
So hugh just been told you are 40years old.
Sad dude, really sad
and you are 12...so sad...no comment on the above Atkins 1997? lmao...BUSTED!!!
you can ask admins, Not my account.
Infact being as sad, as you are Hugh I wouldn't put it past you that being yours xD
I suppose i am ben Two and Sir scott as well eh? lmao..class...get busted creating so many multis and then its other people doing it...I bet it was TUP eh?
You mad you busted bro?
...oh and how can I ask the admins? You asked the same admins if myself and Klurr were the same and they said no (despite you saying you were a man of your word and would apologise when i was proved innocent eh? eh?)..so what if you are a gold buyer then according to you they wont ban your main account? Face it kid, son, boy...youve been busted having 2 multis and forging logs on IRC. The fact you have the utter cheek to moan about anyone else shows your lack of intelligence lmao
40yrs old, wow so sad..
you claiming job seekers aswel ? Bless still living with mummy?
Lmao...yes in her cellar and my daddy gives me pocket money for cleaning his car and delivering newspapers.. I also play a social interactive game where i forge logs and create multi accounts and...no...wait thats you lmao. You mad bro because i dont need to cheat? your mad arent you? eh? lmao
Sad day all round people
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5696694
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5697473
oh and -
SHAME ON YOU BIG ANT - Wow it seems Big Ant/ Ben Two/ Sir Scott has lied - http://prntscr.com/12hm32 thats the vermin above saying no more accusations until it is either proven or disproved that I have a multi even though he still has no proof...AND...GET THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART - HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT USING MULTI ACCOUNTS...AND..AND..FORGING LOGS TO SET UP ANOTHER PARTY HIMSELF...NO!!! True stroy bro...may I direct you to this article as proof - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bigant-uncovered-2254792/1/20 and this is the type of child you want in this game people? he claimed to be a man of his word if his report to the admins on me was cleared...it obviously has because now he says because i buy gold (apparently???) that I was cleared of operating ONE account...man of his word lmfao
Oh and finally - http://tinyurl.com/c9n2p9f
Hugh, did you really create a multi account exactly the same day as BigAnt, using a suspiciously similar picture, knowing that a year later he would accuse you of being Klurr's multi and you would need some kind of ammunition to use against him in return? I'm impressed, that's the kind of foresight we need leading the UK in these troubled times - Hugh4CP! 🙂
What can i say...I am a visionary lmao
Reply of the year goes to JiminyChristmas!
Who is this 'Shed'? Do I know him? What was the goat doing?