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Breaking News: Sir Scott Williamson caught in shed with Goat

Day 1,990, 08:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby

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Yours, as always,



Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,990, 08:16

Laughed hard because the headline is so true \o/

iquitbye Day 1,990, 08:57

Voted ^__^

Vilh Smecwald
Vilh Smecwald Day 1,990, 09:01

A goat was caught in a shed with Sir Scott Williamson? OUTRAGEOUS!

mick cain
mick cain Day 1,990, 09:33

The goat should be hung for indecency

Alphabethis Day 1,991, 08:22

it was cured and then hung.

mick cain
mick cain Day 1,991, 10:04

Baaaaa humbug

Sambo112 Day 1,990, 10:22

Is that the ESO trivia goat? Poor Kevin

Elle Roslin
Elle Roslin Day 1,990, 17:51

It better not be! Kevin is a gentleman of the finest order

Alphabethis Day 1,991, 08:22

what kelvin, kamikaze kelvin or the goat or both? ESO is always so dubious.

Prof. J Moriarty
Prof. J Moriarty Day 1,992, 04:31

Quite clearly a difference between Kelvin and Kevin.

painkiller789 Day 1,990, 12:45

Poor goat, she will never have children again

Alphabethis Day 1,990, 13:12

it wasn't a goat, it was worse.

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,990, 14:52

You've got to be kidding me!

Sir Humphrey Appleby
Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,991, 07:02

who bought this up? >_>

BigAnt Day 1,991, 07:31

Complains at others buying votes. then buy votes himself...

Humphrey you are why the eUK is fed up of trolls.

JiminyChristmas Day 1,991, 18:58

You really think *he* is the reason we're fed up with *you*?
And in what way would making people fed up of trolls be a bad thing to do anyway?
Is he supposed to be trying to make people like and appreciate trolls instead?
I guess from a troll's point of view I can see that would be the case...

Irv Noyb
Irv Noyb Day 1,992, 02:45

Don't you see? BA is trolling *right now.* Either that or he's the single most hypocritical person in the known world... which, strangely enough, seems more likely. Never mind; carry on, my good man.

Alphabethis Day 1,991, 08:24

this article is so funny ( if you think about it) that I'll devote the next four months and 400 euros to... play minecraft.

john GB
john GB Day 1,991, 09:30

More interesting articles like this please, I love the genuine gossip.

BigAnt Day 1,991, 11:59

So hugh just been told you are 40years old.

Sad dude, really sad

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,991, 12:34

and you are comment on the above Atkins 1997? lmao...BUSTED!!!

BigAnt Day 1,991, 12:38

you can ask admins, Not my account.

Infact being as sad, as you are Hugh I wouldn't put it past you that being yours xD

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,991, 12:42

I suppose i am ben Two and Sir scott as well eh? lmao..class...get busted creating so many multis and then its other people doing it...I bet it was TUP eh?

You mad you busted bro?

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,991, 12:52

...oh and how can I ask the admins? You asked the same admins if myself and Klurr were the same and they said no (despite you saying you were a man of your word and would apologise when i was proved innocent eh? eh?) what if you are a gold buyer then according to you they wont ban your main account? Face it kid, son, boy...youve been busted having 2 multis and forging logs on IRC. The fact you have the utter cheek to moan about anyone else shows your lack of intelligence lmao

BigAnt Day 1,991, 12:54

40yrs old, wow so sad..

you claiming job seekers aswel ? Bless still living with mummy?

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,991, 12:57

Lmao...yes in her cellar and my daddy gives me pocket money for cleaning his car and delivering newspapers.. I also play a social interactive game where i forge logs and create multi accounts thats you lmao. You mad bro because i dont need to cheat? your mad arent you? eh? lmao

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,991, 12:59

oh and -

SHAME ON YOU BIG ANT - Wow it seems Big Ant/ Ben Two/ Sir Scott has lied - thats the vermin above saying no more accusations until it is either proven or disproved that I have a multi even though he still has no proof...AND...GET THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART - HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT USING MULTI ACCOUNTS...AND..AND..FORGING LOGS TO SET UP ANOTHER PARTY HIMSELF...NO!!! True stroy bro...may I direct you to this article as proof - and this is the type of child you want in this game people? he claimed to be a man of his word if his report to the admins on me was obviously has because now he says because i buy gold (apparently???) that I was cleared of operating ONE of his word lmfao

Oh and finally -

JiminyChristmas Day 1,991, 19:02

Hugh, did you really create a multi account exactly the same day as BigAnt, using a suspiciously similar picture, knowing that a year later he would accuse you of being Klurr's multi and you would need some kind of ammunition to use against him in return? I'm impressed, that's the kind of foresight we need leading the UK in these troubled times - Hugh4CP! 🙂

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 1,992, 00:37

What can i say...I am a visionary lmao

Prof. J Moriarty
Prof. J Moriarty Day 1,992, 04:33

Reply of the year goes to JiminyChristmas!

Douglas Mckeever
Douglas Mckeever Day 1,992, 06:00

Who is this 'Shed'? Do I know him? What was the goat doing?

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