BREAKING NEWS: LANDSLIDE VICTORY REMOVE IRISH ARMY AS NATIONAL ARMY

Day 3,892, 06:31 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Dear Citizens of eIreland.

I bring you some exciting news from Congress. After a proposal was made to remove the Irish Army as the national army. The proposal passed in a landslide victory of 66.67% voting for the proposal versus only 33.33% voting to keep the Irish Army as the national army.

In a great day for democracy, all congress members had the right to vote either yes or no and the result speaks for itself.

The Irish Army will however now continue on as a private army. Shelby their commander in chief expressed shock that only 1 member of his army decided to vote against removal. But has stated that the principles and cornerstones of democracy demand we accept this result as voted on by the elected representatives of the people.



Any runt from the Irish Army can however still become a dude and member of the best MU in Ireland.