Another silly article

Day 4,265, 12:34 • Published in Israel Cyprus • by Krimpie 2.0

Well, I've been thinking about what my next article should be about.
Should I complain about Erep some more? I mean, there's a million other articles out there that covers just about everything that is wrong with this game. That's sure to get me 25 comments so I can finish this silly mission.

Not this time.

Write some article about you/him/her, claiming you're a liar/thief/spy/goat molester? No, too easy as well.

Btw, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

I could write an article telling you how great I am, but I figure you all know that by now. It would just be stating the obvious.

An article that promises gold for the first 25 votes? Get real. I'm a poor Jew that just started out, again, in this money-grabbing game. So that's out of the question.

Post some pics of half-nekkid wimmenz? My SO would kill me. Then my MUCH OLDER sister would revive me, damage me with her broom, severly, before killing me again.

So, after much thinking, several adult beverages. A headache. Half a pack of cigarettes and G-d knows how many hours of high-grade pr0nz I have come to the conclusion that I may have to resort to begging. Eventually. Or threats

So.. comments?
Or else.



-K2