Another Day in the Life of a Player Named Jude

Day 3,868, 08:23 • Published in USA Peru • by Jude Connors

Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Chickensguys:

Jude Connors joins Federalist Party

So much has gone on since I last published an article. I mean, it's been a whirlwind of insanity, facism, propaganda, and straight-up lies. It's been insane. In the end, I left insanity that is going on in SFP behind and joined the Federalists. I feel good about this decision and already have been tasked with my first party assignment, the return of Fed Radio.

Proud/Horny Fun

In the coming days/weeks, I will bring more information on the return of Fed Radio. I plan to have news and information concerning the Federalist Party, special guests, music, contests, and more. But this show isn't about me, it's about the Feds that make up the Number One party in eAmerica, so I want your opinions, Feddies. Leave your input and tell me what you want the show to be about here or in the comment section below.
Some people may be wondering why I left SFP and some may remember my history with the Federalist Party before. Hell, I belonged to this party twice already and it didn't work out well for me, especially the last time. So here's to hoping that the old saying is true: "Third time's the charm!

But why did I leave SFP, which had been a home to me for so many wonderful years? Well, it's simple. My friend, Shiloh called it a soft PTO, but I prefer to call it the total disrespect of all things traditional about the party by newly-crowned Chairman-Authoritarian Chickensguys and his cadre. First he created what he calls his "Cabinet", a clear violation of the tradition of inclusiveness in the party and the rules that govern the party itself, the SFP Constitution. Next, he was was somehow given rights to create rooms in the party discord server and created a secret channel for only he and his "Cabinet". These, although they sound severe, were actually minor infractions but he didn't stop there.

State of the SFP

The most abhorrent act came after that party started the Congressional- representatives election. As always, it began on the forums, as it has forever. But when Master Chicken's handpicked coup of minions weren't receiving enough votes, Cluck Cluck declared the forum vote undemocratic and moved voting to a Google Doc. Now remember, everyone can see the results on the forum vote, as it is clearly there. This isn't as true in the Google Doc and the Google Doc results can be easily manipulated by the doc owner. Not only is this a violation of the party rules, but it is just shady af. Especially considering Cluck Cluck's past.


But enough of the Chicken and his coup. I'm ready to move forward. I just hope others see what is going on there.



Until next time... Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!