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And the Feds Endorse....

Day 4,487, 13:31 • Published in USA USA

• by Paul Proteus

This article has quickly become outdated. Congratulations Groot. Don't fuck it up~

"Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got."

^{Mood music, as always}

Good Morning Feds. This article is for you. If you're not a Fed, that's okay, we all make mistakes. But be warned, this is a party article, so your dancing better be on point.

This has been a really great month to be a Federalist. I mean, it's always a good month to be a Fed, but this month has been pretty special. It's been a while since we've had so much activity buzzing around ~~the 17th century mansion where we all live~~ the party discord. It's been a while since we've had 18 fricking votes in a primary and just over 30% of Congress. Most importantly, it's been a while since it's been this much fun to be here. Also Molly Emma is well on her way to being coronated Speaker of the House forever, no big deal.

^{Look, yes, we did buy these images in bulk in 2013, and, okay, sure, now we have to use thousands of them before they go bad. So what, they're still cool}

Anyway, that brings me back to our topic today.

The Federalist Primary

Drumroll anyone? Look, this should be tough right? We have an accomplished incumbent, and a well organized media savvy challenger. Or so you'd think. Turns out, to most Feds, the choice was pretty damn clear.

This month, the Federalist party endorsed the candidate we believe will revitalize the executive, and, so to speak, bring the fun. The Feds endorsed the candidate with the most proactive plan to engage this country's media, interior, and every other cabinet post that have been gathering dust these past few years. In other words, the Feds endorsed the best candidate for the job. I'll cut to the chase. By a tally of 14-4, the Feds have spoken. The Feds want Pimp.

The Federalist Party endorses PimpDollaz for President

Congratulations, don't fuck it up~

Yours in eternity,
Paul Proteus
Federalist Political Director
Professional Ink Spiller
Owner of too many sweaters