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An ode to Chickenguys...and the party that supports him

Day 1,764, 06:45 Published in USA USA by Jefferson Locke

Oh chickenguys, where art thou?

There was an email that was sent to members of the federalist party last night in a spam attempt/recruitment by Chickenguys. Below is my response, but I want to digress a little here first.

I hope he responds. I really do. I want him to talk to our party, and there are two reasons for this. The first is that honest discourse always helps parties become stronger, thus leading to a stronger eUSA. The act of a spamming campaign that does nothing but spread lies (very 12 year old girl of you by the way, CHICKENguys) is not only detrimental to the very process he pretends to want to protect, but it is simply wrong. It is a desperate action from a desperate, power hungry, illogical, irrational man.

And unfortunately, it’s an action that’s disrespectful of the very party that voted for him to become PP. Those in his party that might come across this article, please understand that what he did was a slap in your face. To spam another party in order to get members is him standing up and saying

“There is no one in my party good enough to espouse our beliefs in a fair, rational way, and the members in my party are not good enough to help me achieve my goals. Therefore, I will spread bullshit/my opinion about the feds through spam emails, hoping to get some new members to replace you rubes.”

Unfortunately, he has disrespected and lied to you. How do I know he lied? Because he lies to EVERYONE! It’s just how some people are. Some people are poison, and he is the cyanide that your unhappy wife slips into your coffee at night.

In this game, when you associate with someone like him long enough, whether it is fair or not, you become a mirror reflection of him in the eyes of others. People associate you with the actions of those you associate with, it’s human nature. And if you think he will support you when he has no use for you, you are terribly, terribly mistaken. People will look at you with suspicion, and it will be because of the actions of the same person you supported through the PP election. Why do you think he kicked out Ronald Gipper Reagan? He knew who he was when he let him in the party, what he was about and his history. He kicked him out days before his latest spam campaign because he knew that it would be impossible to spread fear about a PTO when he has the PTO king in his party! He played him, and he is playing all of you.

I would suggest that you do not allow yourselves to be his next sucker. I would suggest that you demand that he opens dialogue with our party, and that he publicly apologizes for his actions against other parties and YOU, or you leave him without a party. Don’t be his next sucker, please.

One last note. He picked the wrong party. You see, the feds are very proud/horny of our party, because we respect our leaders. We respect our leaders because they understand that getting respect always involves getting it. We're proud of our party because history says that when we are strong, the country is strong. And we're proud of our party because we don't have to tolerate garbage from people like chickenguys. We just push them out of the way and keep moving forward. Perhaps some of the people in his party will see what he really is and find a party they can be proud of as well.

heeerrreee chickey chickey chick.......

Nonetheless, Chickenguys, stop acting like a rat bastard and do the right thing FOR ONCE.

here is the message

dear sir,
While I appreciate your concern over the direction of our country, I feel that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how to fix the problems that we currently face....which is sad since I have been here for 3 days and think this of you. The greatest way to fix the problems in this country is to have a strong presence of top 5 parties, and smaller parties that put forth their ideas and attempt to persuade others to join them through legitimate means, not through scare tactics and false accusations that you cannot prove.
I'm afraid that the course you have taken represents your name well, as it is "chicken". Please understand that I am writing this hoping that you will see the error of your ways and have an honest discourse with the leadership of this party about your disagreements, instead of spamming/bullshitting the current members of our party. We have not done this to your party, so why would you feel the need to fire the first shot? You do, after all, represent the very same party that allowed Ronald Gipper Reagan/Pizza the Hut in your ranks. If you and the leadership (Paul Proteus, Fingerguns, BigCDizzle, and Malarkey83) cannot work out a solution, then it would be appropriate to take your concerns to our other members through, again, HONEST DISCOURSE WITH FACTS TO BACK UP YOUR CLAIM.

Claims without facts hold no merit when used against those who choose logic and reason over fear.
Unverifiable claims do however serve one make a fool out of those who espouse them.

I do not think you are a fool; I choose to believe that you had an error in judgement. We have all done this, and thus I am understanding of those that do, as is most in our party. Please consider this to be an olive branch, an opportunity to do the right and honorable thing by our party and our country, so that we can make this great nation #1 through open debate and discussion.

h/p FEDS 4 Life.

P.S....please understand that I am not insinuating that you or your party are bad...this is simply a comment and response based on your actions, along with a proposed, mature, and fair solution.


Bunnytoaster (of love).

I hope he responds and talks to our party, and apologizes to his own. Hopefully he's not a coward. That would look even worse on his party.



HannyaTR Day 1,764, 08:28

too long.

poisin224 Day 1,764, 08:44

CG being a Fed? I think I just threw up a little in mouth.

fingerguns Day 1,764, 09:43

bunnytoaster is excellent.

I agree with what you've said here. He's not the first moron to troll our members and he probably won't be the last. He'd probably have better luck with a zombie party. Feds are not so easily fooled.

Candor Day 1,764, 12:08

Great article! Three days? Amazing.

Watch the lengths, short attention spans around here, though I'm guilty of it to.

Welcome to the game, and to our TEAM! Yay!


BeachBunny Day 1,764, 12:15

Welcome Bunny Toaster. But if i catch you toasting any of my Bunny's i may have to unleash my Bunny army on you!

bigcdizzle Day 1,764, 12:41

Excelent work. Voted and subscribed.

Iamnameless Day 1,764, 12:42

lol @ "Bunnytoaster (of love)"

theme music?

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,764, 17:18

a few days old and believe the first lies you are told.. sad

LordRahl2 Day 1,934, 14:08

Hey thanks for nominating me this month Ajay.

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,764, 17:55

whats strange RGR is that you are defending the guy that kicked you out of his party.

It's almost like it was just a show, like he was just trying to gain legitimacy.'s sad that he has to attempt to gain legitimacy by pretending to kick you to the curb. To me, that says a lot about you.

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,764, 18:06

rgr talking about lies lol

HEARMERAWR Day 1,764, 18:46

v+s and welcome to the game x2

David North
David North Day 1,764, 19:31

"Feds are not so easily fooled." Hear Hear!
rgr talking about lies lol x2
v+s and welcome to the game x3

Kara Zor El
Kara Zor El Day 1,764, 19:35


Jetsmets Day 1,764, 19:43

Looks like the feds got a keeper in you. Nice to see young people active in the party.

Gravitas1555 Day 1,765, 03:52

Well done. I wish that I would have written an article...I just sent back "Nice try". In either case, New Feds Rule!


BugsBunnyz Day 1,765, 06:46

Voted and subbed

Silas Soule
Silas Soule Day 1,766, 03:22

Nicely done. v+s

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