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Day 1,949, 21:59 Published in Germany Germany by Skalg von Tuari


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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was not active for a while. But guess what? I have a perfectly good explanation.

A month ago, my computer broke. Literally. I dropped it, and now I have more pieces than before. Naturally, as this is a Laptop, repairing it was not exactly easy, but well, I was lucky, its working again, its just uglier than ever. Long story short, I could not do anything (except for logging in on a library computer that doesnt have german letters).

So, I missed two nominations for chairman. Tanks guys - but I will never accept. Why? Well, its not really a hard job, so in my opinion, younger people should do it. Ok, so young people usually don'tr get elected - but they usually have my vote, so they can get some responsibility and become better known.



Speaking of which - did anyone mention congress is dead? As dead as can be? Well, I still like it - it allows you to gain some important information. For example, we knew about the Norway NE long before the CP wrote the article, and guess what, we had an impact on that decision (wooo-hooo).

So, I thought it was a bad idea, but let me explain why. First of all, does it help us to gain anything politically? Not really; the world does not care about whether we attack Norway or not, except for Asgard, which does not really matter anymore thanks to our clear CoT alignment. Politically speaking, there is neither a need for a war nor a reason against it.

So, whats in it for us? Economically, we would get exactly one single region, Vestlandet. While oil might be nice, it is only a 20% bonus on weapons, something that does not really seem worth the trouble.

The most important argument for me, however, is that we kid ourselves by thinking that a lame war like that would revive the community. It is nothing new - lets invade someone, and all our problems will be gone and the game will be fun again! Now, that might be true for a big, epic clash between the eworlds superpowers, in which we soon might participate again (thanks to CoT) - but not in crushing Norway in a single (or maybe two) battles. Please let us concentrate on fighting for Mother Russia, and please write more propaganda about that - that is a war that actually matters and a war that is fun. Period.



Finally, We got some fine new deals from the admins.

First, the Training Contracts now happen is such short intervals, even I can afford boostering, isnt that nice? Well, its a gold drain, but hey, for only 10 euros, you can get the 50 gold you need for that TC, plus some nice features! Totally worth the money - if, and usually thats not true, you thinks it is worth to spend any money at all on a broken game. Your choice, pal.

Speaking of Gol😛 Poland will soon compete with Serbia for a Gold mine, Brasilians might apply for SA citizenship to get a gold mine for them (as might Serbians in NZ), Americans and Chinese will probably have theirs granted, and yeah, with appx 3000 uses, Serbia/Poland/USA/China would probably use up their mines in about a day or maybe two. I hope that makes up for the gold they spend on getting it!

And finally, guerilla fights will drain CC, any anything that drains CC is awesome. It would be even better if you would use weapons that are actually produced, because that would dran weapons too, but well, repairing the system by draining is always just stalling.



P.S.: I'm running for congress. again.

Oh and vote for KPeD if you love me
Skalg von Tuari