Join the new world

Banians is training to invade us.

Here are the rules:

1. No cannibalism allowed



Please albanians if you meet a horsie named Kelpie do not get on its back



2. There is no hope for your if you engage the Winston Hope Smith

Yes his middle name is hope but the hope quickly fades away when you engage in the winny. So beware.

3. Albanians here is a list of woman you better not try and pick up:


1.Caorthannach
2. Leanan Sidhe


3. Banshee
4. Dearg Due





4. Always respect the krakkens bh\s the krakken gets angry otherwise

5. Dont cry for your bh if the krakken appropriate it remember the krakken was previously disadvantaged (when he had little strength)whilst you were in a state of advantage (having good strength and getting many bh) therefore by the laws of nature its not theft if the krakken takes your battle hero.

6. Dont cry for argentina she never loved you...



7. We know you are from Albania and new to komputers

so this is the fight button





HOWEVA This is the alternative fight button it links directly to the most important Albanian fight taking place and scores damage x 2 unfortunately

the bb code for it is so complex only the krakken managed it.



Please in important battles use this fight button and rack up the bh's. It works like Plato's button except a hot woman will randomly visit a person who pushed the button


8. Albanian leadership if you dont keep this "training" Latarian is hired by me for the month as driver. We know where you live and work and what is your favorite skimmed milkgoat waitress. Latarian will take your car for a joyride

We will all enjoy the ride and you will enjoy paying for the damage because the standard punishment for Latarian as you can hear from the video is he gets banned for 1 week from playing video games



Now we think that is extremely fair

9. Also only the krakken may refer to himself in the third person acceptable names to call him include "Him that installeth the fear of the sea in mere mortals" "Ruler of the sea."