Ajay's FREE GOLD!

Day 1,864, 19:21 Published in USA France by R. W. Reagan

Hi. You may have heard of all that propoganda about Ronald Gipper Reagan, and how he is a multiaccounter. Or, in other people's opinion, he is a good thing, fighting to free this country from tyranny and oppression. I would like to tell you a story. It is no secret that I am a member of the Federalist party. But you know what? I used to be an ardent supporter of Ronald Gipper Reagan, in the days when he was known as General Cartman Lee, in the days when his party was known as the New Conservative Party. And yes, he was General Cartman Lee. Look at this:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=29fdzqr&s=6
Okay, so we have established that Ronald Gipper Reagan = General Cartman Lee. Nobody denies that.
One day I was just exploring my friends' shouts, because I thought that a fun thing to do. That was back in day 1580, and at that time, I did not have much gold. I could have had a lot more. (I have enough gold now. How? I referred friends. You might want to do that too.) Anyways, I came across a shout from someone with a link to an article. The shout said "Free gold! NOT A JOKE!" and it had a link to the article. The article is still there if you want to see it.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/free-gold-yes-really--1989497/1/20
So, it was simple. I only had to vote the article, subscribe to his newspaper, subscribe to his blog, and shout the article in my friends channel. And comment on the article, saying, "I SUPPORT GENERAL CARTMAN LEE!". And I would get 1 gold. Yes, Gold. Au. Element number 79. That beautiful and very heavy yellow metal. And I could have 1 gold for doing those 5 things. Well, 24 hours passed. Anybody who knows anything about him knows that he goes on erepublik at least every 24 hours. I messaged him, asking why I had not received my gold yet. He never did reply.

I defected immediately, and this is where I am now.

So what do you think of Ajay Bruno? Does he need a 7th chance? Will he get it right this time?