AB Can Into CP: How Many Q1 Guns Do You Owe?

Day 892, 12:05 Published in Canada Canada by Augustus Baldwin



Welcome to the Baldwin Baldwin Revolution!


Part One: AB Can Into CP
Part Two: It's The Economy, Stupid!
Part Three: The Econolliance
Part Four: On Justice





Part Three: On Justice



Elections are less than a week away, and as a new administration enters office we can all eagerly await a new round of impeachments, treasons, and 2 Q1 gun fines.

As a tantalizing preview into what my election will bring, allow me to present to you my plans for the reform of the justice system, new fines for infractions, and how I will deal with Canada's worst offenders. Also, Join the Canadian Empire Party! DO IT NOW!!!!! CLICK HERE!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!

1) The Supreme Court

It sucks. Its stupid. And it sucks.

All powers of the Supreme Court will be transfered to me, and I will become the third branch of government.

You gonna owe me so many Q1 guns, boy; it be crazy how many Q1 guns you be owing me!




2) New Punishments for Infractions

Crime: Treason.
Punishment: 3 Q1 Guns.

Crime: Sedition.
Punishment: 5 Q1 Guns.

Crime: Parking in a handicapped zone without a permit.
Punishment: 32 Q1 Guns.

Crime: High sticking.
Punishment: 9 Q1 Guns.

Crime: Too Many Men on the Ice.
Punishment: Number of extra men on the Ice divided by six to the power on ten Q1 guns.

Crime: Incessant whining about how people vote for pictures of lolcats dressed as pirates instead of your articles, which you insist are so great and deep.
Punishment: No article votes, and no looking the cool kids directly in the eyes when you go back to high school in the morning, emo.



3) Criminals that I Gonna Get!




Chucky Norris
Crime: Sedition via the Long Sword Rebellion.
Sentence: 5 Q1 guns and a 1000 year ban from Congress starting 1001 years ago.





Tyler F. Durden
Crime: Challenging Augustus Baldwin.
Sentence: 7 Q1 guns and a spanking administered by Citizen B.





Spencer Magee
Crime: teh lulz.
Sentence: 3 Q1 guns and a 12 year ban from Congress starting 17 years ago.





Samuel The Champagne
Crime: Treason and being French.
Sentence: 3 Q1 guns and Death.





Canadian Empire Party
Crime: Being Awesome.
Sentence: You JOINING NOW!!!!!












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