A Rising Tide
Bradley Reala
Within the next few days, if not hours, we will be dealing with a major invasion on our shores. Our allies are in full retreat throughout the world. Croatia has been wiped. France and Romania are being overrun. Brazil may be in the same boat soon.
Not since World War III have we seen a conflict like the one we will soon be dealing with, and it will take every single one of us working together to turn the tide. We can win this war, but it will require us to sacrifice for the common good.
Fight Smart
We need every hand on deck to win, and we need people fighting as effectively as possible.
1. Use all your food fights every day. Food fights are the most efficient way to do damage. You do more damage with 30 food fights than you do with 10 fights with a Q5 weapon, for an equal amount of money.
2. Know how to maximize your fights. If you opt to use a weapon remember the different quality levels. If you can buy 5 Q1 weapons or 1 Q5 weapon you should buy the Q5. A Q1 weapon only gives you 20% more damage, and lasts for only one fight. A Q5 weapon doubles your barefisted damage, and lasts for five fights. Just keep in mind that if its a choice between fighting all your fights or fighting with a weapon, you should always do all 30 fights.
3. Make your fights count. Battles are up in the air until one side reaches 1800 points on their counter. At that point up to 30 minutes may still be left in a battle, but the battle is already decided. No matter how much damage you do, you will not swing that battle. Wait the 30 minutes and fight at the beginning of the next battle, where your damage will do some good.
4. Follow The DoD Orders. These orders are updated multiple times through out the day, and can tell you where to fight as we defend our homeland. Subscribe to the DoD Orders and vote them everyday so that everyone can see them.
5. If you are in the military, follow your orders. This war has had and will continue to have multiple fronts, and we will need to direct your damage accordingly. Civilian orders, such as the DoD may differ from your orders, so always check your orders.
6. Don't Panic. As General Harlot said in the first invasion, "The eUSA has 51 regions. Time is on our side." Time IS on our side. We can win this invasion, but it may take time.
We have weathered the worst storms imaginable. We have been through days as dark as the ones we're in now, and darker yet. Together we can win this war.
No surrender,
General Bradley Reala
-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Comments
Sound advice, votado
Let's do this shit.
Voted
Voted
Solid article
o>
Looking forward to a good fight. Let's stand together.
Voted
Win
Brad for Pres!
MUAHAHAHA
Voted TC!
FORWARD ONTO DAWN
Looking forward to a good fight. Let's stand together. x2
"Let's stand together" so you can try and take credit again? LOL
I think we should start trying to move people from the shore line seeing how our two former fortresses are on the shore and are prime targets.
We can do this!!!
I for one, am looking forward to the invasion.
I'm so ready to fuck shit up.
America stands ready! o>
Oh Dio.
We can do et!!!
/me locks and loads >_>>_>
Whatever happened to all the inci help?
I stand ready to slay some Spaniards!
We can do this, and this article is both sound advice and an excellent reminder of that fact.
Voted
Dig in. Just don't sniff the sand. : )
Lock and Load! Lets do this!
o7
Just save us all time and do what you do when war knocks on your door you; either beg Poland to build a great wall and save your day (I think we can write this off, j3j3j3j3) or sign a humilliating surrender treaty like in WWIII (
Let's rock!
This seems like sound advice.
Time to do some damage!
Voted! Spain can't into eUSA!
This is not a normal Storm.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/cjcs-rebellion-and-theft--1736296/1/20
I'm bummed you made this decision, Brad. I think you could have been a really good CJCS if you'd continued to work with Congress and the exec.
Avruch, cut it out. He's trying to help the nation and you're being a bigot about it even here where he is clearly doing right, without debate. I guess the saying is true: "A million golden acts are shadowed by a single tarnished decision."
"A million golden acts are shadowed by multiple tarnished decisions." fixed
Invasion is imminent. Respectfully Avruch: STFU, grab a gun (or six) and head to the War modules.
No Surrender.
? o7 ?
This time it's different:
"Only a Miracle Can Save US!"
Mel Brooks - History of the World, part 1
From EDEN Through Terra to Hell [HR/EN]
http://tinyurl.com/EDEN-Terra-Hell
We will wipe you,sooner or later ; )
Hail ONE!
This is just another attempt by the admins and their cronies to leach gold from hard-working eAmerican citizens.