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A Gift for the Ladies

Day 1,429, 14:59 • Published in USA USA

• by Bia Pandora

I am embarrassed lately over all the drama perpetuated by my fellow eFemales. It's not even amusing, it's just...weird.

Everyone sit back, take a breath and smile...it's a game! Have FUN with each other, and if you can't...move on and find other friends, it's not difficult! eFemales are some of the most creative and hardworking players in this game, let's remember our pride, shall we?

Here...have one of these and keep your dirty panties where the world doesn't have to trip over them, whining is ugly and it creates wrinkles....

If you really want some fun, head over to #TC. They still have the jello pit I had installed. It's great for burning off frustration...and we all like to watch, too!

Green jello added cuz the comment boys are gross!

Menstrual jello!

***HUGS ALL AROUND***

Comments

Bia Pandora Day 1,429, 15:03

It'll make you feel better...

PlinioC Day 1,429, 15:03

wtf?

Bia Pandora Day 1,429, 15:04

*giggles*

Boone Day 1,429, 15:11

Bia said panties. 🙂

Bia Pandora Day 1,429, 15:14

I said DIRTY panties!!!!

ChubbZilla Day 1,429, 15:15

/me covers my eyes

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,429, 15:16

s'up? b*tches been b*tchin'?
I'd recommend evening primrose oil. By the bucket.
o7

The Libertine Day 1,429, 15:24

OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE WRESTLING IN MENSTRUAL BLOOD WHEN YOU ORDER THE PICTURES LIKE THAT

im glad I wasnt in the middle of eating while reading this XD

Elizabeth Clift Bacon Day 1,429, 15:24

it's been difficult to see, Bia.
maybe the Jello would cool them off.
http://www.oldtimeradiofans.com/old_radio_commercials/Jello_1955.mp3

Liquid Oxygen Day 1,429, 15:27

Yeah, tbh, that's exactly what I thought when I glanced over the article, CRoy. *laugh* *laugh*
"...OHGODISTHATWHATITHINKITIS?!?!?!"

Josh Whitehead Day 1,429, 16:07

Jello? yeah that sure does look like jello, should have done pudding instead \o/

John Largo Day 1,429, 16:51

lol @ CROY, I thought the same thing.

Bia Pandora Day 1,429, 19:16

Green jello added just for you nasty boys

GoneAndGone Day 1,429, 19:23

Sorry, but c'mon. It looked like menstrual juices.

Bia Pandora Day 1,429, 19:24

Who the hell could possibly bleed that much? Boys are such newbs.

Angelini Day 1,429, 19:38

LMAO

Thedillpickl Day 1,429, 19:39

Half naked women in pretty much whatever semi-liquid are OK with me. Blood and vomit are not options! Why would you even think of something that gross. :~(