A Dio Influenced Candidacy

Day 1,705, 06:03 Published in USA USA by Bacon Empire


Good Morning America. I have decided to run for Congress in none other then the permanently annexed Provinces of Mexico, and more specifically in the Pacific Coast of Mexico. My choice to run in this region was obviously influenced by the sand that covers the landscape; an important sign that Dio approves of our military conquest.

If given the opportunity to represent you, the citizen of the you United States, I will justly base my opinions on what is best for you. I will work in the true Dioist style trying to thwart those evil capitalists at every turn. A huge problem in Congress this past month has been with Rogue Congressmen granting illegal citizenship requests and allowing illegal immigrants into the United States usually resulting in a censure. I promise to follow IES Procedure and allow only those with due right to become citizens of our great nation.

These are great times in our nation, and times that could quite possibly result in great growth, or utter failure. You need hardworking men and women to represent your interests, and I insure you that I am one of those people. Vote me into office in the Pacific Coast of Mexico on Wednesday next week and together we can shape a bigger, stronger, longer lasting America.

If you want to get the best out of this game then become active on the forums and maybe even run yourself. We all start somewhere.

Remember:
Dio Brando's vote is in the cards for me

Is your's?

A Dio Influenced Candidacy