Bass for Senate in SA + boobs.

Day 700, 21:49 • Published in Australia New Zealand • by Bass Junkie

I would like to announce my second run for Senate in the eAustralian state of South Australia. Thanks to all who voted me in last term, your votes have definitely been spent wisely. This term I will be actively working towards reducing taxes back to 10%, as they were last term. This term I will also continue my role as AAR Squadron Leader, and will commence my role in the ANP Election Committee.

On the topic of the hospital, I do not believe that SA has the population to make the cost worth it without disadvantaging the rest of the nation. According to my statistics, we have approximately 40% of the population active, only 80 citizens. Until such time as we break the 50% more, and reach 200 active citizens, it is simply not worth the money.

Testimonial time:

[15:24:50] [@Cozza] bass is such a good debater he managed to get me into bed
[15:25:59] * Satuet_Quadfa loves Bass
[15:26:13] [Satuet_Quadfa] In a non-sexual way
[15:53:09] [+Timeoin] bass is a fine senator, and is also very tasty if eaten with tartare sauce

Oh, and, as promised, boobs.