Sky Mall: Peace GC Edition
Nathan Woods
Ever wondered how Peace always seems to be one step ahead?
Well I managed to sneak into their HQ - here's what I found...
Ever come to a loss of words when attempting to troll? Worry no longer! Now with Sky Mall's "Epic Troll Generator" - you can became the envy of all your fellow trolls! (Now with new epic phrases such as: LoLz, You failxxors!, and that's what she said.
Price: Your dignity. (Reduced Pricing!)
*Sky Mall is in no way reliable if and when this may result.
Do you constantly find yourself in a situation where everyone seems to think Kosovo is free but you! Due to popular demand, I present to you....the anti-Kosovo-independence *shirt!
*May cause minor radiation poisoning
Price: $13.37
If you enjoy worshiping your favorite idols, there's nothing better than to stick him or her (or both?) up on the dashboard and go to your happy place inside. Get one today or we invade the hell out of your country!
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Price: Two pigs and a goat (Must include cowbell!)
*Side effects may include sneezing, coughing, hallucinations, and death
Can't seem to figure out why you always epic fail? Therapy doesn't seem to be working? Low self-esteem? Then do we have a solution for you! World Domination for Dummies - the newest trend for wannabe KGB agents and failed countries alike!
Price: Some hacked gold, and a few Cuban cigars
"Marvelous! I can't wait to bomb Iran!" - New York Times
"Simply awe-inspiring, 5/5!" - AIG Inc.
"I can't believe it's not illegal!" - Joseph Stalin
"Yo World Domination for Dummies, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Complete Idiot's Guide has one of the best world domination books of all time.” - Kayne West (Thanks to shadow6463)
Have you ever been stuffed into a trashcan and/or locker? Find yourself feeling meager and unsecured - unable to finish what you have started? Well we just found a loophole! Destroy your enemies without ever having to actual confront them! Get your nerdy hacker today!
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NathanWoodsMaxxxx
Voted! Welcome back by the way.
"...and a few Cuban cigars" Cuban cigars are priceless yo
I am buying eWorld domination for dummies! Not that I need it...
Voted
voted lol, I pictured Billy Mays while reading RIP
"It's aight, but Google is better..." - Kayne West
I LOL'd so hard!
Voted like always. Good to have you back.
Voted, good sir!
Subscribed and voted
woot!
11th -very good article ,voted and unsubscribed ((so I could subscribe again)
Nathan Woods \o/
"Yo World Domination for Dummies, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Complete Idiot's Guide has one of the best world domination books of all time.”
-Steals shadow6463's quote-
Refreshingly fun read. Thanks
lol'd
i lold
I'm honored I guess
"I can't believe it's not illegal!" what else needs to be said