Joke of the Day - Interesting Facts
Binda33
Subject: Interesting facts !!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
(Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Please note that this is the last joke of the day till Sunday (I have to fly up to Qld from Melbourne for a funeral and will be away till then).
🙁
Comments
I like the commentary. I will argue that snakes can't jump though (or maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part). So what's part-pig, part-lion? A pion or a lig? Anyhow, that would be (50*1/2hr) 25 hours a day. Also, I am committing now to start a charity to teach polar bears to use their right hands.
How can they tell that dolphins have sex only for pleasure? What makes them different to my slutty dog on heat?
A lot of these 'facts' are actually urban legends and myths. Like how people think the daddy long legs is the most poisonous spider even though it isn't.
Snakes can jump, some snakes can even glide/fly 🙂
Starfish aren't the only animals with no brains, the majority of the animal kingdom has no central nervous system.
Pigs, cats and Bonobos all mate for no other purpose than pleasure. Plenty of female mammals actually have a clitoris and the clitoris generally serves no other function than to provide pleasure for the female.
I'd like to see mythbusters tackle this whole list actually!
I can't reply as to the authenticity of the list, I just post what I find funny. 🙂
Oh it's funny, i'm actually saving my farts up in a jar to make myself a nuke!
ew!
Muahahahahahaha
LOL
Keep these coming 😉
LOL
Is it just me, or is it strange that you're going to a funeral just as you are eEngaged?
Iwarrior1 ... she's heading to where i live. I think its strange too 🙂
(i think she wants to kill me for my gold 🙂
Ah shit im a lefty lol, What if pigs only do it once a month?
Lol
Rofl.
That was funny, keep them coming.