[ZW] THE END OF NAZI AMERICA [PK]
AgentChieftain
Rumors stemming from the Executive branch say that he had suffered from a nervous breakdown after inheriting the presidency from Harrison Richardson due to America's inevitable collapse. During a meeting with his officially sponsored Field Marshals, he had asked Secretary of State Ajay Bruno on how he should end his own life to avoid being anally destroyed by Euphonix and thus ending his virginity and invalidating his marriage to Dio Brando. Ajay recommended cyanide capsules, but Emerick knew that Big Boss could revive from cyanide poisoning whilst drowning and thus decided to shoot himself as well.
According to our department of intelligence, Emerick married well-known bimbo Rhane while underground in a ceremony carried out in secret by vice president and life partner PigInZen, bringing him to a total of three marriages. The three of them proceeded to tongue kiss each other in an event that could only be described as utterly disgusting.
Immediately after the aforementioned 'Freedom kissing' (as opposed to French kissing), the three of them ingested cyanide capsules. As both his husband and his wife foamed at the mouth from the poison they ingested, Emerick managed to grab his Evoker and summon his Persona, leaving his body comatose and his mind evacuating his body and becoming it's own Stand. Rhane and PigInZen died while kissing each other and foaming poison into each other's mouths.
Below is a picture of what might be his final moments, received by the Pakistani Special Forces via email:
Dio Brando, God Emperor of Pakistan and Stand user, is naturally very curious of the events that took place. "I wonder," he pondered while sipping tea and thumbing through the Quran, "does this mean that Emerick is essentially Jean-Pierre Polnareff? Or, since he could have survived cyanide ingestion by biting his tooth, does this make him Big Boss?"
We at ZA WARUDO believe that his death will accelerate der Untergang and lead to America being divided into the peaceful West America and the rebellious Eastern Colonies. Our editor-in-chief, AgentChieftain, believes that Emerick is not comparable to Big Boss and that his Stand/Persona is likely a "more homosexual Requiem."
More information on this matter will be published as the news develops.
EDITOR'S NOTE: This article was proofread and approved by Emerick himself and is thus inoffensive to him.
PRIDE, POWER, PAKISTAN!
Comments
pigdisgustingmaxxx
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Power!
Pakistan!
I'm sure happy I fictionally left that place without actually having ever been there in my written backstory.
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ur a fgt
Emerick could you spell what you said? 😛
LOLOL @ Emerick's reaction
ECLECTIC
ENIGMATIC
EMERICK
Bah
MIDNIGHT
MADNESS
MCDONALD'S
ONE LARGE COKE PLEASE
lol'd
"being anally destroyed"
is this a sexual crime?
balazs. it is not a crime. most EDEN/Fortis warriors can only dream of the honor of death by euphonix rape 🙂
Am ica ha no cha e no , Eme k. May e it' me t just gi u .
/arakune
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Power!
Peace!
Americamaxxx!!
>Pride!
>Power!
>Peace!
NO
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No vote because it isn't an article. Article's author education is zero.
"Keep up the good work. Your equals in education are happy." 🙂
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PRICK
POWDER
PANALLISTAN !!!
the 3 Pee's 🙂
garbage..i think this article must be reported!
agreed silviu24.article will be reported.Agent chieftain ,prepare yourself for BANNNNISHMENT.
>garbage..i think this article must be reported!
Emerick himself disagrees and considers this a work of art.
I don't mind justified critique, though. What factors of this article imply that the article is 'garbage'?
>agreed silviu24.article will be reported.Agent chieftain ,prepare yourself for BANNNNISHMENT.
How disrespectful of you.
PEACE
PIG-APPETIZER
PROMISCUITY
and a dubious sense of humor...
Lol ..the frustration of people that do not exist .Trying to make some publicity with this garbage so called article .
And Peace propaganda is right here to help .
What happened Zoli and Glados ? Run out of ideeas for your articles ?
Nothing left to write ,no more Peace garbage to throw ?
bla , bla , bla . all of u are nazi a little bit
PRIDE! POWER! PAKISTAN!
There are few ways to go down with guns and glory, one of these paths was taken by Emerick. May the US never rise again.
Pig-disgusting-
>Lol ..the frustration of people that do not exist .Trying to make some publicity with this garbage so called article .
>And Peace propaganda is right here to help .
If you have any constructive criticisms apart from "HURR PROPAGANDA SATIRE PROMOTES THE GAY AGENDA," then I'm all ears. This took quite a bit of effort for both Emerick and myself.
@WW
"Pig-disgusting-"
Please tell me you're joking
HEIL DIO
PANIS
PANIS
PANIS
Lolz, what a funny fairytale maker he is 😃
>Lolz, what a funny fairytale maker he is 😃
This is all true. Emerick's ghost/persona/stand is commenting on the article.
a cofee please....
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PAKISTAN!
COOL FREE RINGTONES
ARIA GIOVANNI FISTING
SURE IS A LOT OF BUTTHURT IN HERE
You can't report this article for false accusations. It's all completely true.
This is 100% FACT
This isn't even remotely funny. In fact, it's on the opposite end of the scale.
To all the people finding it funny - how would you react if your country was getting its butt kicked in a war and then some jerk on the other side decided to compare your leader to Hitler and your country to one which was responsible for the slaying of millions of innocent civilians?
Reported. I hope the author gets what he deserves.
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I loled
11/10
Would buy the extended edition - now with more DIO
Q: "he had asked Secretary of State Ajay Bruno on how he should end his own life to avoid being anally destroyed by Euphonix and thus ending his virginity and invalidating his marriage to Dio Brando"
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