Editorial | Mirzapoor: How NOT to Be a Congressman
Swagger McSwag
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A few hours ago, a guy named Mirzapoor won Congress elections. Immediately after his victory, he made two worthless proposals to issue money and impeach the president. He then resigned from Congress and fled back to Hungary.
DO NOT follow his example.
I move that Mirzapoor be included in our Tentative Personae Non Gratae List, which can be found here: http://ephilippines.forummotion.com/general-discussion-f11/tentative-personae-non-gratae-list-t562.htm
This is a list of people who have harmed our country in the past.
By filing his candidacy here, Mirzapoor has prevented more deserving people from getting into Congress, people who would have treated their Congress seat with more care and value.
Like this guy:
FOUR-TIME PHILIPPINE CONGRESS MEMBER, NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATING AGENCY DIRECTOR-GENERAL, FORMER PHILIPPINE ARMY COMMANDING OFFICER, FORMER SPECIAL OPERATIONS COMMAND COMMANDING OFFICER
Or this guy:
PHILIPPINE NATIONAL MUSEUM CURATOR
Or this guy:
TWO-TIME PHILIPPINE CONGRESS MEMBER, AMBASSADOR
Or this guy:
OOPS... WRONG PICTURE XD
...and others.
Lesson Learned
Now, you know how NOT to be a congressman. Now, you know why it's important for party leaders to be strong, for congressmen to be loyal and popular, and for our country to have a larger active population.
Ariel, writing for The Outsider
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July 26, 2009
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Comments
Our party totally bound from Mirzapoor, we DO NOT know him. It was an individual action.
The New Beginning
@ThePianist: He was in the Philippines for the Filipinos party, although not known to any of them. Clearly he was just after the gold.
We never had contact with him.
That crazy bastard
We really got to set up a huge barrier to entry on the elections. Or this kind of shit will happen again.
Who were the morons who voted for him? If no one here knew him and the New Beginning guys weren't associated with him, then who?
GOLD is the reason...
nice pic...
XD
I wanna work for the intelligence bureau, Ive always been good at sleuthing and interrogation. How do I apply? LOL, and yes, that was an epic fail for Mirzapoor. Was the money from our treasury or was it a freebie from eRepublik?
he's d*mned...
i saw it clearly... he made two dumbass proposals and the resigned... what's with that?
i propose that we spam him with messages that are...
nonsense! 🙂
If you spam him your account may get banned.
Better to concentrate your efforts in campaigning for legitimate candidates next time around. He only needed to vote for himself and get one other person to vote (a multi?) and he was in.
the coalition is a fail
@Fabian: you really love flaming, do you?
@RM: was just kidding... 🙂
Does NICA have responsibility for personae non grata list?
It maybe wise to setup procedures regarding the list.
- Setup of inclusion/exclusion procedures.
- The one who is responsible in maintaining the list;
and making sure that whoever approves citizenships checks the list
etc.