Pele, Goddess of Fire

Day 613, 09:23 Published in USA USA by Silas Soule

Pele is the Hawaiian goddess of the volcano.

She has a violent temper and is very upset at the crass barbarians, who lack all righteousness, that have seized her land.

Pele's oldest brother is the king of the sharks, Kamohoali'i. He is building a great canoe for Pele and her admirers to travel to the homeland of the e-Imperialists, where they will wreak their vengeance by re-activating the volcanoes of Bali and raining endless fire down on the mad cacklers of world terror.

All over the e-world people have reported seeing an apparition of a woman in the eruptions of volcanoes and saying "Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka Aina I Ka Pono". ("The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness.")