Ben P's Manifest for Congress
Ben P
Me, Ranger - E-Pub. We rock. Any questions?
You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.
Ben P
Me, Ranger - E-Pub. We rock. Any questions?
Comments
I don't like reading them, so I won't write something so long as to bore myself.
WHOOOO!
Go BenP 😛
WOW! Short. Succinct. Accurate. Approximately 110% less detailed than any other manifesto (therefore easier to understand).
You have MY VOTE!
What is your stance on foreign oil and the rise of Vascular Multitude Erosion Syndrome?
Voted. Short and simple. 😃
"What is your stance on foreign oil"
We need foreign oil.
"and the rise of Vascular Multitude Erosion Syndrome?"
*D all of the above*
yes - where's the ebeer?
YOU HAVE MY VOTE!!!!! FOR E-PUB AND TBP 😛
eBeer is a major part of my campaign.
Do you have a social security plan for the sober?
Yes. He calls it eBeer. Increases wellness, decreases productivity. But, in a GOOD WAY.
lol 😛
omg im sooo gonna get owned :I
hey no one can stand up to ben
Where are you running? I'm going to change parties to vote for you, I think!