Why I would make an Awesome congressman

Day 608, 20:54 • Published in Indonesia Canada • by CapnFancyPants

There are several points why I should be your local congressman.

1 - I am rumoured to have magical Filibustering powers
2 - I was voted "Most Likely to Become a congressman in a online world"
3 - I have already purchased a "world's best congressman" coffee cup and am not able to return it.

So remember a vote for me is a vote for Awesomeness!

Thanks,

CapnFancyPants