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Hoskin: Hi

HazzN: Hello

Hoskin: How are you?

HazzN: The cheese in my sandwich is pretty rancid, but other than that, fine And you?

Hoskin: I’m fine thanks. Could you give us a quick rundown of your role in the ePhilippines please?

HazzN: Currently I am the Commanding Officer of the Philippine Naval Fleet, though I used to be the Director of Defense. I'm also one of the most experienced members of our congress team, this is my 5th term in congress.

Hoskin: Wow, that’s quite a lot of time. In a nutshell what did you do before you came to the Philippines?

HazzN: I started out as the annoying kid in the West Midlands forums with visions of grandeur, served as NHS Director for my region, Congressman twice, Co of the Royal Guard. Later I was under Minister of Information and Education and then under Minister of Finance. I was also heavily involved in party politics.

Hoskin: You started a party there right?

HazzN: Yes, I co-founded the Liberal Social Democrats, LSD for short. We felt UK politics was boring, and that the other parties sort of missed the point of the game. We wanted the UK to have fun again.

Hoskin: That's good. I mean it's a game, it's all about fun. For those not in the know could you tell us what the NHS is please?

HazzN: Basically, the idea was to improve country productivity by increasing every ones wellness. We did this by each region having an NHS Director, He would gift everyone in the region 10 gifts daily until they reached 90 wellness. Sounds good on paper, but the Minister of Health failed to budget correctly and cost the country a lot of money.

Hoskin: A big part of your elife is budgeting right?

HazzN: You could say that. My budget for my region had to be stretched to last a week, and when I was CO of the Royal Guard we were generally under funded. It was this skill that got me hired at uMoF.

Hoskin: So if you're elected you won't be chucking money about every which way?

HazzN: Oh certainly not, we’d be drawing up solid budgetary plans. I'm a bit of a spreadsheet lover. I'd certainly make my Cabinet members draw up estimated budgets and such.

Hoskin: Good. Could we talk about the elections please?

HazzN: If you like Ask me anything, I’m easy.

Hoskin : Ok, well we'll start simple. What is your slogan?

HazzN: HazzN: Yes We CazzN. Though last night I believe I poste😛 HazzN he's our MazzN if he can't do it no one CazzN. Obviously the former is taken from President Obama’s campaign slogan.

Hoskin: I noticed. Could you sum up your ideas for the country?

HazzN: Firs off, we want a good active population. So we will be opening the first University of the Philippines to help educate new players. We'll also have an Entertainments Team to get people involved with the fun aspect. Possibly calling them Red Coats...

Hoskin: Why Red Coats?

HazzN: I used to go to Butlins a lot as a kid, the Entertainment Troop there were called Red Coats. Improving Military Supply by taking out contracts with local businesses. Hopefully this will help them [the businesses] grow, as well as support our troops. We'd also be going for a Training War to get people into the country. This of course will help train out Home Unit as well as provide workers for our companies. Benchmarking our Money Market, and my Foreign Affairs policy has yet to be unmasked.

Hoskin: What is benchmarking exactly?

HazzN: Where you set a nationally recognized PHP - Gold rate, this will mean companies won't make a loss when converting foreign currency from exports. It'll also mean all those people who get 5 Gold rewards can get more for their money.

Hoskin: It’s basically so the PHP-Gold rate doesn’t plummet right?

HazzN: Basically yeh. We want it to stay at 50PHP to 1Gold. We have a methods of doing this, our Finance Team will be very busy.

Hoskin: Doesn't that seem quite high? I mean if you wanted to change PHP-Gold instead of Gold-PHP?

HazzN: It can be. But most tend to get Gold given to them, whilst it's not often people transfer PHP to Gold. Countries like Indonesia are 58x-1 Gold.

Hoskin: What about your Foreign Affairs policy?

HazzN: Well I need to write it first, I want to get all my ideas on paper before I start babbling in case I contradict myself.

Hoskin: Fair enough, that’s enough of the CP race I think, unless you have anything to add?

HazzN: Other than VOTE ME. Don't under estimate game experience when placing a vote, I might not be a real life Filipino, but I know what I'm doing.

Hoskin: So what are your plans for the future?

HazzN: To get married, have children, perhaps a puppy, live in a three bedroom semi-detached house with a picket fence, one day have grandchildren. And JC and Tilly and Bunkins Bunny, Yeh no puppy will eat them.

Hoskin: Haha, what about your erep future?

HazzN: Well, if I win the election, I'll obviously work to make my policies and plans happen, and then I will be retiring. Hopefully Ariel will be ready by then to stand for FPM. I might go on a bit of a world tour, but the ePhilippines is my home, I'll always come back.

Hoskin: Is it true that you appeared on IRC last night chanting a song known only in legend?

HazzN: It is. An Ode to Jayne, about an offworlder who saved a planet.

Hoskin: My sources claim you rode in on a cloud, shouting JAAAAAAAAAAAYNE THE MAN THEY CALL JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYNE.

HazzN: HEEEEE robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.

Hoskin: That’s all we have time for unfortunately. Do you have anything you’d like to tell our readers?

HazzN: other than vote me?

Hoskin: OTHER than vote for you, yes.

HazzN: I seduced my finacee by making her a plum pie, for all those single lonely hearts out there, take note.

Hoskin: Really? Did you hear that DivinityWolf? Make Meghan a plum pie ok.

HazzN: It's a true story

Hoskin: Thanks for talking to me, bye.

Hazzn: Ok bye, look forward to reading.
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For more information on the man they call Jayne see this link:

[url=http://http://tvwhores.tribe.net/m/thread/cce5663b-f1c6-46de-9087-454d9d066b8e]http://tvwhores.tribe.net/m/thread/cce5663b-f1c6-46de-9087-454d9d066b8e[/url]
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I know I promised you Ariel David Buena, but time zones have made it difficult. For those waiting with baited breath, there WILL be an interview, we're just not sure when 🙂

Thanks for reading, hoskin