COBRA Ultimatum to the Jacobi Regime: Pay, Or Else!
COBRA Organization
We made a youtube video for Jacobi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxmUuR8yn0c&feature=related
This is COBRA Commander with an ultimatum for the government of Canada! COBRA now possesses all of Canada’s most closely guarded political and military secrets! Nothing you do or say can be kept from us any longer! Observe this screenshot of Canada’s plan for its strategic military reserve as an example:
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9793/stockpileplan.jpg
Unless the government of Canada pays COBRA $1,000 CAD in 48 hours, and every month, we will sell all of Canada’s most vital secrets to the highest bidder!
Remember, 48 HOURS!
Sincerely,
COBRA Commander
PS: Join COBRA today and get your cut of this and all future loot! COBRA is recruiting whether as a sleeper agent within Canadian society or as a public foot soldier of the brotherhood. PM this organization now to join!
Comments
Oh my! We are doomed! Who could possibly save us now from the might of Cobra commander!
oh prosecuting you is going to be F-U-N 😛
I support this message.
I think you meant to say 1 billion dollars, not 1 thousand...but that's an easy mistake for idiots to make...Do you have a giant spaceship shaped like a burger mascot too?!
canada should give u nothing!!!
Oh no...not the giant vortex weapon!!! Give them what they want...we'll never find them...wait...they're at the centre of the vortex...like a giant turd in the toilet.
Oh yeah COBRA...you forgot to adjust your video...this one is still aimed at the US.
Jacobi you should be quaking against these guys...ROFLMAO
Can we take away his citizenship? That would be awesome. No negotiations with terrorists! Hang 'em!
"The Evil One 32 minutes ago
I support this message."
It's good to see Dean supports this
Ahh AB and Dean working together!!
Seriously, we should just ban AB and Dean.
No.
@ Bruck - I think your mistaking Dean22 with one of your former ministers.
@Moffington & Bruck: You did not just turn a Cobra threat into another I hate Dean22/AR festival!!!
Another Canadian fail ?
We should deport Cobra and dean22 in 24 Hours! Immediately!
What does Dean22 have to do with this? If anyone should be deported it's Augustus Baldwin.
Er... is this real life Canada or eCanada we're talking about here?
And why would you tell everyone this? So the Canadian government can find you and kill you before you give out any secrets?
lets hang cobras leaders by the balls and make new strategic plan regarding everything plus the whole governement should be hang by the balls too i wanna see a lot of blood specialy yours jacobi at the end of this we will learn that cobra is a secret agency owned by jacobi so he can put loot in his pocket for early retirement i say " lets hang jacobi by the balls" loool
omg i can't believe this stuff is even serious, what a joke, dont pay him jacobi
hilarious. absolutely hilarious
It's like the kid who shits his pants in school because it is the only method he has to garner the attention - regardless of it's focus or disgust - that he needs.
The only child with an inferiority complex...
I laughed a lot. I honestly can't see how these guys are taken seriously.
I don't see how the Executive Branch, after proposing publicly, just this morning to make the Supreme Court the only body in eCanada capable of stripping a Citizen of Citizenship can possibly ban AB without torpedoing the Presidency of the Accountability President and his Cabinet. If you want this dealt with, go through the Court.
It also seems pretty clear now, that a Ban isn't going to stop COBRA unless all of his hidden cohorts can be discovered as well.
i say lets put bruck back in power so he can hang the cobra rats by the balls and jacobi too lool and i propose myself for new director of canadian bureau of ball hanging
Hahaha, it might not be so hilarious if you'd named yourself after something respectable; instead you chose the villains from a line of kids' action figures. For shame. What's next, demands from Dr. Claw?
Go ahead take him out, another will step up to his place, and it will keep on happening every time you remove our leader, your only option to keep more information from reaching the public is to pay us. COBRA
Wow, AB....... Wow... Im pretty shocked but then again id expect nothing more from you... I agree with Scorpius, it will be fun prosecuting you.
Where are the laws that will be "used" to prosecute him?
Better write em up first...
otherwise, you'll just have another Dean22 situation on your (our) hands.
I think the Cobra Commander would get along with The Koopa Trooper
Funny how they popped up after Bruck and crew lost their power and access to government funds...
I and CSIS will get to you AB.
They should be exiled to Britain.