From the Office of the Vice President
Swagger McSwag
Dear People of the Philippines,
A day of uncertainty, July 25th, looms over the horizon. Will we be PTO'ed again or not?
I say, never again.
Threat of Political Takeover (PTO)
IndieKid, a once trusted member of the Filipino Progressive Movement (FPM), has seized the presidency of the oldest and largest party in the Philippines, the Philippines For the Filipinos Party (PFF).
Unlike the FPM, IndieKid has not publicly announced his plans nor his intentions for the party. We are therefore left no choice but to assume the worst: that we are under threat of yet another political takeover; that a group of people we do not know nor do we trust are intent on seizing the majority of congress and the presidency.
I implore all loyal and patriotic citizens of the Philippines to heed my warnings and participate in taking steps to prevent this from happening again.
All Legitimate PFF Candidates Transfer to the NFP
The Philippines For the Filipinos is dead. It is no longer for the Filipinos. It is not even controlled by a Filipino. We don't know what it's for anymore.
I have convened with former PFF president Prince Terence I and National Filipinista Party (NFP) president EZEX Lacroa, and both have agreed that it is in the best interests of the Filipino people for the NFP to temporarily house the original members of the PFF.
Therefore, with the express approval of both Prince Terence I and EZEX Lacroa, I hereby advise and authorize all bona fide members of the PFF, especially those who plan to run in the June 25 elections, to resign from the party and transfer to the National Filipinista Party, where EZEX Lacroa can guarantee that your congressional bid will be approved.
Should you choose to remain in the PFF, we warn you that your congressional bid might be rejected by IndieKid to make room for his own congress bets. So, please join the NFP while you still can.
If you have already filed your congress candidacy under the PFF, you can cancel it and file your candidacy again under the NFP.
Official Philippine Voter's Survey
Luzon Congress representative Mr. Dimagiba 2.0 has once again devised another voter's survey. Originally, this was designed to ensure that votes are evenly distributed among a party's congress candidates to ensure that that party seizes the majority of Congress.
However, Mr. Dimagiba's new survey is an official survey of the government. The PFF, the KMP and the NFP (formerly PFF) will be equally represented in the survey and vote distribution scheme to maintain the status quo.
I encourage all party presidents coordinate with Mr. Dimagiba to ensure that your candidates are equally represented in the survey and that all true and patriotic Filipinos will seize the majority of Congress seats come June 25. Please submit your complete list of candidates to him.
All concerned and loyal citizens, please register at Mr. Dimagiba's Official Philippine Voter's Survey, here: http://tinyurl.com/votingRegistration
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
Yours truly,
Ariel David Buena
Vice President of the Philippines
Comments
kumustaxxx
hi ariel! thanks for the warning. 😃
transferring now...
approved. Senxa medyo busy kasi ako sa school. Akalain nyong sa 3 araw ng klase namin. Tapos na naming ma-discuss ang 800 pages na book! T_T at may Volume 2 pa! T_T
sana kung makapasa kami ni Purge at EZEX sa UP ay di naman ganun ka haba ang libro...
Di ko alam kung makakaabot ako sa cong. elections. Pero sasali ako sa Presidential Elections.
I will be letting Filipinos run under the PFF banner, I will be resigning on the 26th
@Topy: i won't be taking the UPCAT... 😵
@Indiki😛 The fact that you are waiting for the 26th implies you are planning a take over of congress.
@Ariel: I would like to point out that he would ne A LOT of members of a PTO group to block true Filipinos from running. I doubt very much he can get those sorts of numbers. However, by removing all legit PFF candidates from the party, you leave IndieKids group open to being voted in by PFF "sheep" voters.
@purge....
WTF... WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!
@IndieKid. TBH, I think you're alright and you were pretty together when you were with us in the FPM. I'm not so sure I can say the same for the rest of your group who have yet to identify themselves to the Filipino public. Their actions and "inactions" have forced us to operate under the assumption of a worst-case scenario.
@ topy
kaya nyo yan. 4th year nb kau?
voted
woah prince terence I, UP ka rin ba?
Topy XYZ, purge and EZEX: Goodluck sa exam, watch out for weird proctors!
Wow...good luck in the UPCAT people. I passed it. But then, I instead went to study at a much better university (kidding). The one alongside Taft. ;P
Ariel, please tell me if I need to return from my PROFITable wargames here in eArgentina.
save the philippines from yet another takeover!!!
take over kasi kayo ng take over ayan natuloyan tuloy!