For a Stronger West Korea
Dick Butkus
I, Interim President Dick Butkus, will soon step down and not run for election in the next Juche Box victory in in West Korea. Please do your Juche-est duty in electing the nigh-direct voice of Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Rad, as the next president.
Myself and the rest of the staff of the West Korea Times wish Mr. Rad the best of luck.
Comments
Your service has been exemplary. West Korea will need your help and the help of other loyal patriots in the difficult days to come.
Hail West Korea! Hail Dick and Rad!
Hail West Korea!
HOW STRONG? KIM JONG RAD STRONG!
Hail West Korea! Victory for Kim Jong Rad!
Hail Glorious Leader! May he bring blessing upon West Korea through Kim Jong Rad!
All hail West Korea! All hail Glorious Leader! Kim Jong Rad is our party president now!
When an old pigdog urinates in a corner, followed by the next pigdog in line, this is considered progress?