First lesson in Romanian
calinovb
Hello, dear Indonesian friends. Since we are all here, and it's obvious that soon, the official language of this country will be Romanian, it's time for you to learn our language.
We will start slowly, because I don't want to fry your brains with too much knowledge at once (not that you have much left to be fried, but still...).
I tried to publish my lessons as comments on some of your articles, but you seem to get angry over this. I don't understand why, since all I want to do is help you integrate in our society. That's why I am forced to publish them in my newspaper.
So, let's start: LESSON NUMBER ONE: the verb "TO BE"
I AM = EU SUNT
YOU ARE = TU ESTI
HE/SHE IS = EL/EA ESTE
WE ARE = NOI SUNTEM
YOU ARE = VOI SUNTETI
THEY ARE = EI SUNT
Ok, my dear Indonesian friends. This is the first lesson. We will continue tomorrow with lesson number two. I really hope you'll be able to learn this lesson until then. Hopefully, you will soon be able to speak our language, so you won't feel discriminated.
PS: this is a pamphlet, not a serious article, take it as such😁
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Comments
Present tense FTW 🙂
ciocolaxxxx
Si cum era aia cu puiu' ? kiuk, kiuk ...
Mai simplu:
Eu sunt...roman
Tu esti...indonezian
El/ea este...unguras copilas
Noi suntem...in idonezia
Voi sunteti... pe cale de a fi cuceriti
Ei/ele sunt...clone
beton... vezi, sa nu-i inveti injuraturi...
Mai baieti, luati-i moale, ce vreti sa faca atacuri vascular-cerebrale astia ?
Si-asa, e posibil sa fie cam mult pentru ei si atat🙂
pe e-indonezieni e cel mai simplu sa-i inveti romana. Iei unu smecher si cu cerebel ii bagi vreo 2-3 zile romana in creier si descoperi ca 1000 de "e-indonezieni" cunoscuti de-ai lui stiu la fel de bine limba romana 🙂)
nu ma refer la clone
Pai de unde scoti tu indonezianu' ala smecher si cu cerebel ?
Gaseste-l, fa-l sa vina aici si sa citeasca, si mai vedem daca ai dreptate. Sa stii ca eu estimez ca daca inveti pe unul invata cam 1500-2000 in acelasi timp.
Ma intreb care dintre noi are dreptate....
just using google translate
ok, got that...
next lesson please, we want to learn yer language as fast as possible...
and thanks for teaching us...
votat
Eh si voi... Cum unde-l gasesti?!!
"search citizen" => Zoli => enter
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Dat deja. In ambele articole.
Nice lesson,
INDO ! To avoid frustration please enjoy the beautiful sound of Romanian language.
And to get rid of all your sins say it loadly.
May I hear you all: "HAI ROMANIA !!!!!"
votat!
votat! bravo... rad cu lacrimi! merci
taaaaaaaaaare. râd şi eu...
Un adaos la lectia nr. 1:
Sa traiti stapanu' nostru roman! = Hello, dear romanian friend!
prea tare! votat 🙂))
sau: Hail, master 🙂
Da' ma oameni buni ar fi frumos sa-i auzim cum schiauna pe romeneste incercand sa citeasca 🙂)
stiti de ce am mai ramas eu in joc? ca sa citesc presa 😁) cred ca acu' se intreaba astia de ce dracu' or atacat 😁)
Beton articolul ... si comentariile 😁)
nice one now i can speak romanian to😇
ewe si ujang lagi ngewe tiba2 ketauan bapa nya eh bapanya juga ikut ngewe parah kan?
give me more vocabulary please🙂
muhahahaha
Ohh, I missed this one. 🙂
I learnt the first lesson: Noi suntem invingatori
next lesson please!
Dar serios acum... ar fi chiar marfa sa invete si ei romana si noi bahasa indonesia 🙂 Pe cine ar deranja?
Ramane sa ii angajam in constructii si sa ii punem sa faca mall-uri, dupa exemplul fratilor asiatici din Bucuresti.
votat
@quicksilver second lesson: Voi sunteți trișori.🙂
third lesson soon😉
You require a lesson in politeness my boy...
VOI SUNTETI FUCKING SPAMMERS
Rale voi sunteţi... sunteţi nişte... nişte ... UNGURI! Şi cu asta am spus totul!
And the first lesson for you to laugh is wkwkwkwkwkwk.... Romania sinting hahahaha
buey vreau sa predau si eu... pot? primesc aviz de la domn profesor sa tin lectii de "rumânie"? imi fac eu catedra separata in ziarul meu 😁 si ne impartim orele... fac si meditatie daca e vreun indo mai greu de castravete
Add this to first lesson:
Romanian for "Sir" is "Stapane" or "Sefule"
This is how you will call us from now on.
Use "Sefule" only in an informal situation.
Is Romanian a form of Latin?
yup
delirezi roscatule?
BESTIAL!!!
votat
"Hello, dear Indonesian friends. Since we are all here, and it's obvious that soon, the official language of this country will be Romanian, it's time for you to learn our language."
If Indonesian and Romanian were reversed, that would be correct:
Hello, dear Romanian friends. Since we are all here (in the New World), and it's obvious that soon, the official language of this country (Romania) will be Indonesian, it's time for you to learn our language.
I hope there'll be tomorrow another lesson!
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TE JÓSÁGOS ÉG! VELETEK MI VAN?
OH MY GODNESS! WHAT IS THERE WITH YOU?
Din pacate a doua lectie de Limba Romana nu a fost pe placul zeilor, si a disparut ca prin magie (iar mie mi-a aparut un avertisment😁
Asta e, sarim direct la lectia numarul 3🙂
And what will be the fourth lesson?
Lose choice in romanian? 😉
like i care with your language
😁)