The eRepublik Onion, the 7 best kept secrets

Day 498, 06:47 • Published in • by Plato

Dear Citizens,

Today we just wanted to share some important top secret information that we are not supposed to share.

- eRepublik founders considering to go full 3D and develop a new subscription only V2 with a 10 Gig download.

- Admin decides to relocate to Antarctica for better efficiency and some penguin love.

- Alexis Bonte rumored to be lost in the Sahara desert looking for giant worms and spice after being asked what his long term vision for eRepublik is.

- George Lemnaru turns down offer from Manchester United B team to teach them how to fake injuries, says he needs to focus on his product development.

- Plato says that after giving advice to over 100.000 citizens every day that he is starting to feel over-worked and demands more help from the admin.

- An eRepublik aquatic world is launching very soon says Cristi Badea, sea shells will replace Gold and headless chicken to loose its job to Nemo.

- rlf Dictators plan a D10 summit to denounce the effects of eRepublik on their citizens, Kim Jong Il will play one of his movies at the summit.

Best regards,

The eRepublik Team


PS:
This article is our April Fools' Day joke. We hope that you enjoyed it, and although it is said that there is a seed of truth in any joke, this article is missing even that seed.