The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Who We Are
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greetings everyone! im sure you can tell by my lack of capitals that this is scorpius, here to talk to you about a very interesting new organization with the goal to make erepublik more interesting by adding a new aspect to it...religion!
as you may already know, when he created the royal feudalist party, dominik also established an ingame religion known as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. the Church is based on a real-life mock-religion however here for the sake of fun we take it completely seriously.
the central deity of the church is a omnipotent, omnipresent, invisible, flying mass of spaghetti and meatballs. the central belief of the church is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or FSM as we commonly call it, created the entire universe. Another core belief is that pirates are "absolute divine beings." contrary to popular belief, we pastafarians know that pirates were really fun loving explorers who loved to give candy to little children. it is because of the decline in the number of pirates that we experience global warming today.
we conduct services every sunday and all our prayers conclude with "RAmen" which is a combination of Amen (of biblical origin) and Ramen (of noodley origin)
up until recently the church was part of the RFP and we conducted services on their forums but in a recent effort to both reach more members with the church and make the RFP a more serious party we have separated the church from the RFP and created our own forums at http://fsmchurchofcanada.forumotion.com/ where every sunday, one of our clergy members will conduct sunday services which will also be posted using this newspaper.
this religion adds great fun to your erepublik experiance and provides a new and exciting aspect of the game. anyone can join our forums regardless of what party you are in. we encourage you to join us today!!!
in conclusion, all praise the FSM!!
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link is broken but other than that......lol
i will fix the link. sry bout that.
i would also like to mention that we are not some obscure organization. several prominent Canadian citizens are part of the church
ok the link isnt working so just copy and paste it to get to the forums
ok thanks... anyways what happened to Christianity? they arent gonna be happy when they find out about FSM
They can't really, they formed their religion by taking a Jewish version of the mystery religions that Pythagarus and others brought back from Eygpt in the 7th century BCE, and combined it with the promised return of an Old Testiment Messianic King that would free them from foreign rule.
One question, those meatballs - I hope they are not made from pork.
no i can assure you they are not. the FSM is so mysterious that no one knows what his meatballs are made of 😛
Not quite enough RFP propaganda for my taste, but otherwise good.
all hail his noodleyness
@Scorpius
How can you assure them they not made out of pork as no one knows what they're made of.
This must be a huge scam.
the FSM doesnt believe in scams 😛
I deny to bow to thy pagan lord....
*Bring out the golden Fork and Gold Knife*
looks up at the FSM ...
*pulls out a napkin and tucks under the top of the shirt*
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*trucks pull up behind with barrels of pasta sauce loaded on mobile launchers*
mmm .. SUPPER TIME!!!!
*Signals the launch of pasta sauce- and runs madly at the FSM with his shiny fork and knife ...*
As a life-long Pastafarian, I am appalled that you characterize the Church of the FSM as a parody religion. We're serious people. You should be sentenced to the lashed with soggy fettuccine for your transgressions, matey.
im sorry for offending you. i assure you i take this seriously too and invite you to join us on our forums
Hey, where does it say we're a parody religion? We're as serious as the pope wearing a speedo.
Say hello to Ereligion! Where being ereligious is actually a virtue!
All hail the FSM.
R'amen.
All hail the FSM!
I've been touched by his noodley appendage!
god the fsm almost sounds like he was trained my chuck norris
May His noodley appendage touch us all!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/whats-wrong-with-small-newspapers-765499/1/20#comments
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lol are you trying to say that by having people vote up this article i am somehow hurting the little guy?
i hate to burst your bubble but the whole point of this org is to give the little guy something attentional to do 😛
you cant argue with flying food
Well you can, but you would be considered insane on two different levels.
Parody religion? What is this, some kind of joke? The FSM is real, and I shall pray for you.
ALL HAIL!!!
im hungry now...
Down with the FSM! The Invisible Pink Unicorn will swirl his noodles upon her horn.
arent u a church member two fishes?
u know u can get burned er i mean given a warning for for saying this 😛
Not to mention booted out of the RFP by certain fundamentalist pastafarian leaders in the party.
I belive in pasta!
Great article! Voted and subscribed.
i wonder what the two meatballs signify... the ability to have pasta children?