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First of all, this will both be my presentation to why you should vote for me in the congress elections, and what I think of some of the other candidates. There will be drama, accusations with no proof and a little joke at the end.

So why should the King be in the congress? Well, for the first of all, if you don't vote on me, I will send HEMSTAPO after you. Second, I'm the funking King! And I've been a good King, appointing the right men to the AHOL(e), and working for a better Denmark. Under the foodcrisis I went to Mordor, Sweden, and worked there so I could feed you. Now ain't that a King doing the best for his servents?
If we go a little away from the King-stuff, I am also the Foreign Minister of Denmark. And I have opened Embassies in both Mexico and Canada, where I, myself, am the ambassador, since noone wanted to be it.
I was also the number one diplomat-guy under the negotiations of the liberation of Denmark, getting not only Sjælland but also Copenhagen to become danish again.
I would say I have done my bit of work for Denmark, maybe not on an economic arena, but certainly on the diplomatic, which I will proceed doing.

Now. That was my speech of why you should vote for me. Now to my view of other candidates.

So what we can see is that WBP is the biggest party, actually the biggest by a large margin. And what can we also see? WBP party members are those who contribute the most in the political discussions in the media and on erepublik.dk.
Now, I will not say that DKP and VP don't have good candidates, but what I will say is this: I would never ever vote on somebody that hasn't contributed to any debate, whatsoever. If you look at DKP's candidates I can only see two names, Lerdeif and Gustav Gustavsen(Who I will get back to), that have made a voice in the debates. All the others are somebody I haven't heard about. At all.
And in the VP, well. Tonos is cool enough. Jam Tzu presentation sucks. FU! Just because of that, you ought to be jailed or something.

So now I have made it ckear why you should vote for WBP-members, now to some accusations.

If you thought about voting for Gustav Gustavsen then think again. He seems as a fanatic left-wing communist, but wait? Aren't he in the AHOL(e)? Oh yes he is. Now you might say that I appointet him, but what you may find shocking, is that he actually lay down crying for becoming a AHOL(e) member. And I got the proof! You can see it at the picture, which was a photocamera-snapshot at the moment.
And If you have thought about voting for Lerdeif, think again, my intelligence says, that he is planning on using Bornholm as a zombie-making-zone, to make Denmark a zombie-communist-nation. Now, how is that acceptable?!

Oh yeah, and Tonos is Finnis, that's about enough of an argument, right there.

Now for the joke!

How does a spider get a girlfriend? It starts NET-dating! Hahaha.