Hear ye', hear ye'. The Captain King got important stuff to say!
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by HrBjorn
I got your attention? If not, then you all suck. Big time.
Anyway, this is your Captain King HrBjorn speaking, and I am about to announce my elected nobles of the Awesome House of Lords, also called AHOL(e).
I have five nobles to be elected, so it's gonna be quick. The electies are:
A. Holst, Lord of Fyn. - Hell no I'm gonna give you what you want. But you will be the AHOL(e)'s poet, and thereby the Kingdom of Denmarks poet. May your awesome poetic skills come up with a word that describes the word "awesome" even more awesome!
Gustav Gustavsen, Lord of just behind the corner. - Ha! How much of a communist are you now?! And because of that, you will be the AHOL(e)'s ex-cummie.
Damorte, Lord of Anholt. - It smells just as much as on Bornholm, but is not as close to Sweden. It's win win! You will be the AHOL(e)'s foreigner. I believe I can recall that you are not from Denmark. But if you are, then. Funk it, then you will still be AHOL(e)'s foreigner.
Carlos, Lord of Sweden. - Since you did such a good job working inside of FBS, you are the perfect man to be the Lord of Sweden. You will hereby be called AHOL(e)'s sneaky bastard.
The last seat in AHOL(e) will go to whoever's slave wins in a gladiatorial fight. Now let's get it on!
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Gladiatorfight against Sweden? 😃
Nah. Well, if a Dane have a Swedish slave, then yeah. Then it could happen.
I only have Norwegian slaves, but I have 10 of them!
I mean 11!
Oh yay i am a Lord!! but Fyn? you must be joking (captain joKING, haha)! I dont speak Fynish! how will they understand me when im making jokes about sweden?!?!?
By the way did you know that a guy from Fyn was Colonel in the American revulution (on the american side).
No. I did not know it. But. Well. Ain't it more badass to be Lord over a place where they do not understand you?
Wow! Im one of 5 A-holes now, im so proud of myself!
P.s. South Korea must be destroyed. D.s.
/Damorte
Altså A. Holst, Fyn er fin og nu er Haarby din!
@Bjørn You are rigth, it is more badass to rule over someone that dont understand you, but i really like Lolland, i was planning to repaint Sakskøbing's watertower "Saxsine" so that it had my face insted of a womans face, and when i had repainted it i woud call it "Saxers" (Sax + last half of my first name)... i also had some good plans with Våbensted... oh well :'(
@Grev Per
Det ka sku godt være at fyn er fin, men jeg har 2 1 litters krus med "Sakskøbing" ingraveret, jeg kan ikke lige sådan ændre det til "Odense" eller "Fyn"...
Du kan sgu da bare lave en by på Fyn der hedder Sakskøbing. For helvede. Og lav den federe end Sakskøbing på Lolland, for den er virkelig noget juks. Har været der. Skide familie på Lolland.
haha du er en fyrst nu, du kanne gore hvad du ville.
HVAD ER DET DOG DU SIGER KAPTAIN KONGE? Sakskøbing er apselut ikke noget juks!! det er en meget rar by, et godt eksempel på at man via det danske politiske system kan blive diktator! Min inspiration til min uddanelse som despot, Borgmester Kaj Petersen, har regeret den by med en socialistisk jernnæve i mere end 15 år. Skulle jeg så bare lave en ny by uden den samme herlige diktatoriske indstilling og smukke totalitære charme?
Jeg siger intet imod dejlige Kaj, jeg siger bare at Sakskøbing er kampnedern. Det er det meste Lolland. Når den største by, Nakskov, kun har ét diskotek og højst 3 værtshuse, så er det altså et kampnedern sted.