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KING OF PRESIDENTS, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SWORDS?

Day 451, 11:50 • Published in Pakistan

• by IRUKANJI

QUETTA, Pakistan - As premeditated by the contract signed between our countries, we are attacking Balochistan today, with the Iranians (And whoever else) using it for grinding before retreating tomorrow. This will be the first of two or three battles in which Iran will retreat for us to regain our original territories.

However, it appears some achievement-hunting heat-seeking hooved henchmen are starting resistance wars in Chinese Pakistan, which is not welcome. BGBW, former tripfag and experienced Pakistani, was shocked to hear the stamping of hooves on his door in Hefei this morning. Before disemboweling a young piglet and then spit-roasting him, BGBW promptly Falcon Punched through his own door and crushed ten young swine, which is as many as two fives, and that's marvelous. Be sure to send him flowers and games for his Wii.

In other news, the Three Dios of Switzerland, prominently including our very own Dio Brando, are going to vote on a bill that will announce the national symbols of Switzerland. Afterwards, I plan to release a statement regarding the BRO STATE declaration describing where we stand on international issues.

PRIDE,
POWER,
PAKISTAN!
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