Message to the Norwegians and Congressmen

Day 436, 11:03 • Published in Norway Russia • by Creos

I guess only few Norwegians are well aware of who I am, so let me introduce myself.
My name is Creos. I am President of eRussia and a representative of the Free Russia Party and United eNorway. I was lucky to be one of very few people, who took part in the Russo-Iranian takeover of the Norwegian Parliament. I am not going to describe it in detail I’ll just point out that the takeover plan was approved and put into life as soon as Russia was occupied for the second time in its ehistory and Norway unilaterally discontinued the “Russian Declaration of Independence” agreement.

Let me forestall an indignant outcry of the patented PEACE haters, by saying that this operation was planned and carried out by the Free Russia Party at the expense of the Russians and our Iranian allies. Although PEACE leaders were timely informed of the upcoming operation, they have virtually no relation to it. And I am unaware of any help or support from the allied countries except for the above-said Iranian volunteers.
So if you need a scapegoat or an intimate object of hate, choose us rather than some fabled “hand of the PEACE”.

Next question, which has most likely crossed the reader’s mind, is what do these guys want after all? You might be surprised but we want – Justice.
Needles to say everyone has his own understanding of what is fair or what is not. Some of FRP members are sure that a 50% income tax and VAT on all the goods, a minimal wage of 500 NOK, treasury devastation and collapse of the Norwegian currency are the only acceptable payment for the damage caused to our country for the months of occupation, destruction of its economy, breach of the Russo-Norwegian agreement and a Romanian-Norwegian conspiracy against Russia.
Luckily, most Free Russia leaders and leaders of our Iranian allies do not share their opinion. Including me. However, I recall how I was sending messages one after another, begging President of Norway to abide by the agreement and provide support against Romania (I never got any replies, by the way). And these recollections are still green in my mind.

This treason may not be justified, although we are ready to forget the harm inflicted. The Russian people know how to forgive.
We do not grind our own axe unlike the Romanian Government or Petrescu gang; we do not try to grab what is not ours; we do not wear a double face nor do we break any of our obligations. We shall never betray.
The only thing the Russian people want back is our own country, which was stolen from us by treachery and deceit.

On behalf of the Russo-Iranian coalition, I suggest eNorway and eRussia sign the following agreement:

1.1 Norwegian government shall officially revoke the "Russian Declaration of Independence" agreement for the reason of Norwegian unilateral breach of the agreement mentioned hereinabove.

2.1 Norway shall surrender and waive any and all territorial rights for the Russian provinces mentioned hereinbelow: Moscow Region, West Siberian Region, Volga-Vyatka Region, Central Black Earth Region, East Siberian Region, Far Eastern Region, Kaliningrad Region, North Caucasus Region, Northern Region, Leningrad Oblast, Urals Region, Volga Region.

2.2 Russia shall surrender and waive any territorial rights for the Norwegian provinces mentioned hereinbelow: Ostlandet, Sorlandet, Nord-Norge, Vestlandet, Svalbard & Jan Mayen, Trondelag.

2.3 Any and all changes in game and/or ingame code and/or game rules and regulations and/or etc. such as addition of new regions and/or renaming of the existing ones shall under no circumstances affect and/or invalidate Clause 2.1 and/or 2.2

3.1 Russia shall obtain any and all rights for the liberation of any and all the Russian regions, which are under Norwegian occupation as of the date set at the bottom of the present Agreement.

3.2 Norway shall assist Russia in the liberation of the Russian regions in any way available/required by FRP.

4.1 Norway shall not, directly or indirectly, take part in any conflicts targeted against Russia, nor shall it provide, directly or indirectly, support to countries, which are at war with Russia financially or militarily, nor take, directly or indirectly, any role in political-takeovers in Russia.

4.2 Failure to prevent military and other actions against Russia (i.e. letting another country go through Norway regions) shall be treated as the breach of the contract.

4.3 Russia shall not, directly or indirectly, take part in any conflicts targeted against Norway, nor shall it provide, directly or indirectly, support to countries, which are at war with Norway financially or militarily, nor take, directly or indirectly, any role in political-takeovers in Norway.

5.1 Russia shall not propose any bills in Norwegian congress from the period starting Jan. 25 2009 through Feb. 6 2009, and shall vote against any unknown bills initiated in error.

5.2 Russia shall withdraw its congressmen from Norwegian congress before Feb. 6 2009, in enough quantity so that the Golden Party and Strong Scandinavia could take the majority of parliament seats upon liberation of the regions mentioned hereinbelow: East Siberian Region, Far Eastern Region, Kaliningrad Region, Leningrad Oblast, North Caucasus Region, Urals Region, and Volga Region.

6.1 The present Agreement shall come into effect upon signature thereof by the authorized representatives of both Parties and stand valid through Feb. 1 2010.

7.1 Norway is required to pay 1,000 Gold to a third party (admin) to secure articles 2.2, 4.3, and 5.2. This security deposit shall be returned on Feb. 1 2010.

7.2 In case Norway breaches the contract, all funds will go to Free Russia Party accounts which will be provided by Free Russia Party Leader after affirmative poll within FRP.

Be serious about this offer as much as possible. Consider all the pros and cons. Any decision of yours will be earthshattering both for eNorway and eRussia.
You have one day.