Yes, Congressman Toothpaste is an imperialist
Day 383, 07:57
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by Toothpaste
The Swedish communist party MSAP is trying to slander FBS with calling us imperialists and make it sound like its a bad thing.
Well, I can only speak for my self but yes, I am an imperialist. But who isn't; who doesn't want to own a slave... or a midget or two just for entertainment?
I've got a midget in my entourage, Grev Per is his name. I whip that Dane every day, thats why he is so cranky and smokes a lot. *whaves to "Smokey"*
But Germans, Danes or French aren't and wont be slaves in the old fashion meaning. They got their rights, they can work, move or even start a company and own midgets them selves and join the politics.
We don't want to keep every region of the conquered countries, Germany got most of their regions back, even Danes are allowed to start their own country - the thing is that they don't really want to, they say that their regions are crap and they got nothing av value in their regions.
They know that Sweden is rich and powerful and gives them plenty of opportunity to create personal wealth and satisfaction. Thats why my midget got so little support from his fellow Danes. I mean, we have companies that have more employees than the danish revolutionary party got members.
Sweden keeps only some of the conquered regions so the natives can choose to live under a better rule, our, or their native one. We give people freedom of choice!
If you want to give such freedom to other less fortunate people around the world don't hesitate to join the glorious FBS party today or/and our organized military force or even the Secret Service to become the next James Bond. Lets give people a choice, together!
Toothpaste,
Swedish Congress, FBS
Well, I can only speak for my self but yes, I am an imperialist. But who isn't; who doesn't want to own a slave... or a midget or two just for entertainment?
I've got a midget in my entourage, Grev Per is his name. I whip that Dane every day, thats why he is so cranky and smokes a lot. *whaves to "Smokey"*
But Germans, Danes or French aren't and wont be slaves in the old fashion meaning. They got their rights, they can work, move or even start a company and own midgets them selves and join the politics.
We don't want to keep every region of the conquered countries, Germany got most of their regions back, even Danes are allowed to start their own country - the thing is that they don't really want to, they say that their regions are crap and they got nothing av value in their regions.
They know that Sweden is rich and powerful and gives them plenty of opportunity to create personal wealth and satisfaction. Thats why my midget got so little support from his fellow Danes. I mean, we have companies that have more employees than the danish revolutionary party got members.
Sweden keeps only some of the conquered regions so the natives can choose to live under a better rule, our, or their native one. We give people freedom of choice!
If you want to give such freedom to other less fortunate people around the world don't hesitate to join the glorious FBS party today or/and our organized military force or even the Secret Service to become the next James Bond. Lets give people a choice, together!
Toothpaste,
Swedish Congress, FBS
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Hurra för valfriheten!
Så jävla sant! Bort med moralkakorna!
Voted! 🙂
James Bond? More like Jan Bondesson.
Hvis du sletter alt hvad du har skrevet, og bare poster en hvid side, så tror jeg faktisk at det er af bedre kvalitet end det lort du lukker ud der.
1: Danmark vil gerne være uafhængig, vi har blot brokket os over at vores olie region ikke vil komme til at tilhøre os.
2: Kvalitet frem for kvantitet. Det er noget FBS burde lære.
3: Denne dag er hermed uofficielt erklæret som "Shame on the FBS people" dag af Jack Nicholsen.
3 : Nej, Sverige er i dag et diktatur samfund, der står for tærsklen til et økonomisk kollaps.
4: Nej Danskerne er ikke mange, men hvorfor tror du?
5: Jeg håber, for alles skyld, at FBS snart mister magten i Sverige.
And I thought I would write in Danish, because you say that we have a lot of freedom here in Sweden. So think I will start writing my motherlanguage??!!
@Jack
I dont need google translator to understand danish. Feel free to write everything in danish if you feel its working better for you.
I agree HrBjorn. The basic intelligence is not a majority in this country...
Okay så du tror på ingen måder at det vil forhindre min politiske karriere i Sverige? Jeg kan så sige at jeg ikke blev lukket ind i regeringen af EN ENESTE årsag, nemlig at jeg var dansker.
@HrBjorn
We cant help that Denmarks region have no resources, but no need to cry, build a Grain company in sweden, use our workforce and export the grain to denmark. That way your SMALL (!) workforce can put their hands into the work that is needed to be done: namely food production. Dont be stupid, Denmark has no power to have their own raw material production.
@Jac
Regeringen is regeringen. Its head of the state and FBS is the state. But you are welcome to be an congressman and vote how ever you wish and make your own proposals to the congress and to the government.
Finaly an artikle that says the truth. Imperialism ftw!
Wouldn't having a company in Sweden make it very difficult to live in Denmark?
@Grev Per,
Why should it? Just start an SO, SO😒 can move around the world to create companies while you stay in Denmark and work.
Ah indeed. The right to start an SO is still allowed until the 15th.
HA! Der er noget du har misforstået. Staten er samfundet, regeringen er toppartierne. FBS er, ja ehmmm... LORT!
@Grev Per
What do you mean? Creating an SO is a part of the game and that function wont be locked.
Well no, now they are no longer called SO's.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/my-places/organizations
Either way. This would prove to be very expensive for a struggling Danish economy. The resistance itself will take a lot of health and gold. The creation of the SO will take 5 gold. The purchase of a grain company will take 20 gold. The export license to Denmark will take another 20 gold. The conversation of Danish crowns to Gold (in order to turn that into SEK to pay the Swedish employees) will require a continual amount of Gold offers in Denmark.
Whereas if we started in Copenhagen we could use our own companies, and avoid all of that expensive expensive unpleasantness.
FBS you have my vote!
Lets bring back the glory old days when the world knew how to fear the Swedish empire!
And the Danish are only good for making half decent beer, so put em to work in our (virtually non existent) iron mines.
If this would be a fair game Sweden and Germany would not have equal Iron, as IRL Sweden produces about 23,300,000 metric ton iron ore per year and Germany 360,000 metric ton per year...
So I just say:
Go get us our high Iron that we deserve!
I have my marching boots polished and ready.
Oh and Jack, feel free to speak Danish. I cant understand one word, but you are still free to speak as much as you like (so far it makes equal sense as when you speak English... 😉.
A quote from Jack Nicholsens article: "The need for raw-materials can be overcome in other ways"
And still you don't want Sjaelland?
Where have I written that??
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/fbs-imperialisme--706247/1
Minnet är kort? 😉
Uh Hyland I'm not sure if you can read. But that's taken out of context and is about something else entirely. Our wish to have Copenhagen is clearly not imperialistic, expansionist or militaristic. Simply "survivalistic".
lol
Toothpaste!! Du skriver det som vi många andra tänker och tycker. Bra jobb och väldigt välskriven artikel!
Det är inget fel i att vara "Imperialistisk". En strävan är vad vi alla har och Imperialism är en strävan att bygga upp imperier.
//Mjau
Oh Hyland, Hyland.....
I was talking about that Sweden do not need to declear war to get more ressources... !
Jack Nicholsen: Ja och det baserade du på att resurser inte betyder så mycket. Ändå så gnäller ni när ni erbjuds en region utan någon resurs. var det inte Frankrike som slog ned ett schweiziskt uppror förresten? Borde inte ni i eran situation känna lite sympati för dem? 😉
Bra Artikel, dags att förklara krig på fler grannländer! 🙂
He he he 🙂
Voted and hello Sweden
Khenke - Just for the record, a swedish gold beer is a normal beer in Denmark. Denmark kick Swedens ass in the beer-fight. 🙂
HrBjorn: Sweden don't make anything that even resemble beer. Even if it was far fetched, it actually was a compliment... 😉
Irish beer, that is real beer!