Le Pakistan soutient le Québec!
Day 270, 13:06
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Published in Canada 
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by
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by Bruno Tremblay
ENGLISH VERSION
OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM THE PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT
Greetings,
As protectors of peace, freedom and virtue in the eWorld, we feel strongly appealed by this issue. It seems clear that the Quebec citizens of Canada are feeling wronged in their rights but especially oppressed by the pig-digusting Canadian imperialism capitalism.
Pakistan officials discussed roughly 30 seconds in this issue and sent me as an ambassador to the Quebec region. The following decision has been taken : We support the Quebec Independentism and secessionism. We understand that our french friends cannot do much in this situation where they are OPPRESSED by the Canadian government, PRESSURING France to DENY the rights to The Québécois to join the GLORIOUS and POWERFUL nation of France.
Therefore, we now recognize Quebec as a country of its own and we will help them however it is needed, should they choose to join any country of the world (exceptions : Swedes and Spain).
Fight for your freedom Québécois of all countries! NO PASARAN. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE.
Thank you for your attention.
Altnabla, Official Negociator of Pakistan. Commander of the 300 Pakistani Forces.
VERSION FRANÇAISE
COMMUNIQUÉ OFFICIEL DU GOUVERNEMENT PAKISTANAIS.
Salutations,
En tant que défenseurs de la paix, de la liberté et de la vertu dans l'eMonde, nous nous sentons très concernés par le trouble actuel au Québec. Il semble clair que les Québécois se sentent actuellement lésés dans leur droits et plus spécifiquement, oppressés par le RÉPUGNANT IMPÉRIALISME CAPITALISTE COCHON du gouvernement Canadien!
Les officiels pakistanais se sont donc attablé dans un groupe de travail destiné à résoudre la question sur cette crise. Après de très longs débats, il en est ressorti les éléments suivants : Moi, Altnabla, a été désigné en tant qu'ambassadeur officiel du Pakistan au Québec et la décision suivante a été prise : Nous APPROUVONS et SUPPORTONS toute décision du mayorat Québécois au sujet de l'indépendantisme et sécessionisme Québécois et nous comprenons de plus que nos amis français sont dans ce cas précis MUSELÉS ET PRESSURISES à REFUSER à leurs compatriotes Québécois le DROIT à la terre Française, soit à rejoindre la GLORIEUSE et PUISSANTE nation qu'est la FRANCE.
Ainsi donc, nous reconnaissons maintenant le Québec comme un pays à part entière et nous l'aiderons de quelque manière que ce soit si ce dernier en vient à choisir de quitter le Canada pour rejoindre quelque pays que ce soit (exceptés Espagne et Suède).
COMBATTEZ POUR VOS DROITS CITOYENS DU QUÉBEC DE TOUTES LES NATIONS. NO PASARAN, VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!
Merci de votre attention,
Altnabla, Négociateur officiel en eQuebec, Commandant dans les forces armées du 300 des forces Pakistanais.
OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM THE PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT
Greetings,
As protectors of peace, freedom and virtue in the eWorld, we feel strongly appealed by this issue. It seems clear that the Quebec citizens of Canada are feeling wronged in their rights but especially oppressed by the pig-digusting Canadian imperialism capitalism.
Pakistan officials discussed roughly 30 seconds in this issue and sent me as an ambassador to the Quebec region. The following decision has been taken : We support the Quebec Independentism and secessionism. We understand that our french friends cannot do much in this situation where they are OPPRESSED by the Canadian government, PRESSURING France to DENY the rights to The Québécois to join the GLORIOUS and POWERFUL nation of France.
Therefore, we now recognize Quebec as a country of its own and we will help them however it is needed, should they choose to join any country of the world (exceptions : Swedes and Spain).
Fight for your freedom Québécois of all countries! NO PASARAN. VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE.
Thank you for your attention.
Altnabla, Official Negociator of Pakistan. Commander of the 300 Pakistani Forces.
VERSION FRANÇAISE
COMMUNIQUÉ OFFICIEL DU GOUVERNEMENT PAKISTANAIS.
Salutations,
En tant que défenseurs de la paix, de la liberté et de la vertu dans l'eMonde, nous nous sentons très concernés par le trouble actuel au Québec. Il semble clair que les Québécois se sentent actuellement lésés dans leur droits et plus spécifiquement, oppressés par le RÉPUGNANT IMPÉRIALISME CAPITALISTE COCHON du gouvernement Canadien!
Les officiels pakistanais se sont donc attablé dans un groupe de travail destiné à résoudre la question sur cette crise. Après de très longs débats, il en est ressorti les éléments suivants : Moi, Altnabla, a été désigné en tant qu'ambassadeur officiel du Pakistan au Québec et la décision suivante a été prise : Nous APPROUVONS et SUPPORTONS toute décision du mayorat Québécois au sujet de l'indépendantisme et sécessionisme Québécois et nous comprenons de plus que nos amis français sont dans ce cas précis MUSELÉS ET PRESSURISES à REFUSER à leurs compatriotes Québécois le DROIT à la terre Française, soit à rejoindre la GLORIEUSE et PUISSANTE nation qu'est la FRANCE.
Ainsi donc, nous reconnaissons maintenant le Québec comme un pays à part entière et nous l'aiderons de quelque manière que ce soit si ce dernier en vient à choisir de quitter le Canada pour rejoindre quelque pays que ce soit (exceptés Espagne et Suède).
COMBATTEZ POUR VOS DROITS CITOYENS DU QUÉBEC DE TOUTES LES NATIONS. NO PASARAN, VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE!
Merci de votre attention,
Altnabla, Négociateur officiel en eQuebec, Commandant dans les forces armées du 300 des forces Pakistanais.
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Does Pakistan border Canada now? Because Norsefire supports the independence of India, China, and hell... lets say Mars too. Free the Martians!
Japan borders your nation and is a member of FIST. Also, you only have
Total votes 100 (14.27😵
If needed, we can send over 100 men to take over your country and give Quebec its independence. We fear nothing good sir.
Actually we kind of have protected ourselves against that, thanks to me *rubs his foot in the ground in mock shyness*. And no, actually Japan doesn\'t border us (or so the Wiki tells me). Unless you count imaginary borders, which I don\'t.
And FIST.... thats the weakest of the 4 major alliances if I am not mistaken... Uh oh, not the little guy. FIST is like a midget with a gun right? A tiny, midget sized gun....
True, Japan does not border, I was mistaken about that. But what can protect you from a political takeover? We can all come in Canada and vote for the local Quebec party to insure ourselves they will be able to separate. We have the time, the people and the boredness to do so if you do not respect the will of the people.
And then we will go to Pakistan while your in Canada and take over Pakistan. We can trade countries. I hope you like snow because I like poverty...
Besides, there is no Quebec party for you to take over, and you\'d have to waste gold on creating one, while we\'ll happily join a Pakistani minority and have control of a much larger country.
trying to take over Pakistan, a dictatorship? xD
Not when I\'m done with it, I am going to turn it into a Chuck E. Cheese. I figure I\'ll put a ball pit up front, maybe some slides in the back, a giant rat that serves you greasy pizza, and maybe some games that you can win tickets. You collect 3 tickets and we place a Pakistani in a burlap sack and beat him to death, its a real crowd pleaser.
Hurr Durr
Anyways, it good to see that some people really are on the Quebec\'s side. France is too shy to really help them, so I hope Pakistanese will do.
I, for one, support Quebec in its struggle, and will volunteer myself as necessary to help in its independence.
Well played Mr. Baldwin
To all eCanadians, I must remind you that the best way to deal with a Pakistani is to ignore them. A pakistani is like a kid with AD😨 just ignore them until they find something shiny (like Sweden) to grab their attention, and they\'ll leave you alone.
There we go again, SLANDERS AND LIES
Quiet you, or I\'ll put you in the burlap sack!
gee it sure is serious business around here
Man I can\'t believe our brothers in Quebec stood up with these underage haters for this long already.
Honestly, I suggest you take a look at yourself and see how ugly the truth really is.
>To all eCanadians, I must remind you that the best way to deal with a Pakistani is to ignore them. A pakistani is like a kid with AD😨 just ignore them until they find something shiny (like Sweden) to grab their attention, and they\'ll leave you alone.
Yeah, good luck with that.
For a president, you\'re quite good at making yourself look like an idiot.
THAT\'S the PRESIDENT?
Oh boy...
Why So Serious? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
http://www.erepublik.com/article-525071.html
Anti-/v/akistan
lol aryamehr is so desperate in finding comrades for his racist crusade
wow lol. There is absolutely no reason for anyone in quebec to want to seperate.... if they want a french community they are all welcome to move to one.
Bringing RL issues into the game is actually against the rules 😛
In this game.... they choose to join whatever area they want, and if they arent happy with it they have themselves to blame. It was entirely their choice.
I dont know for sure, but i bet our government would be glad to pay for moving tickets to move all these 2 people out who are causing the scene.... its completely over exaggerated and blown out of proportion, by players either bias or clueless.
I actually agree with the comments about sutler... pretty immature for a president.
And follow your own advice my canadian congressman.... IGNORE THEM IF YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF THEM.... or, dont, but dont say one thing and do another... hypocrisy isnt good in political arguments.....
Had Pakistan bothered to do any research whatosever they would realize that the Quebecois in favor of seceding are a vocal minority (comprising 40% of Quebec\'s population at most and likely much less). There is no mandate for Quebec\'s sovereignity. That is an illusion and a myth. For most Quebecers, Pakistan\'s assistance is entirely unwanted.
Also, Pakistan should take note of the fact that the Quebecois have by none means been conquered or oppressed by the eCanadian government. They chose to live in Canada and they expect from Canada things that they were never promsed and are beyond the government\'s ability to give.
In the future, Pakistan should try giving more than 30 seconds of thought to an issue. They may find that it helps.
I like how two people whining about a media page turned into the latest important crisis.