SWEDEN: THE NEW POWER IN THE WORLD?
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by AgentChieftain
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - With a burgeoning population of 1600+, Sweden has captured the spot as the most populous country in the world, ousting previous first place baby maker, Pakistan. The surge in Sweden's popularity has not yet been determined and no accusations of foul play have been made. The only explanation at this point is that Swedes are boring people who really enjoy an economic simulation community game and social networking site.
No statements have been released in from the Pakistani government. Our analysts assume that the Pakistani Leadership do not consider Sweden a threat at this point and only advise that we build our resources in preparation for the utter destruction of the infidels in Iran and the bringing of a new era of Peace under President Dio Brando, God-Emperor of Mankind.
The Swedish president, Landie, was unavailable for comment at this time.
Of note, even though it possesses the 1st place population with over 600 people living in Stockholm, Sweden lags behind Pakistan in several key areas. Most important are the Economy and Military, which Pakistan still holds 1st place in by a wide margin.
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$20 says have of that population isn't active, and is therefore incapable of fighting a war. Swedes are obviously CHEATS, seeing as there population more that tripled in the last week.
Bismarck, if you remember, our population grew by 7000% in the course of one weekend. We cannot rule out /b/ and the rest of 4chan's enormous Scandinavian population. Remember that the Finns were the only successful prosecutors of an IRL Habbo raid.
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lol @ swedes. Being the most populated 😕= Most powerful. Half of them aren't even active anyway, I also bet that many of them have multiple accounts.
I had thought they might prove to be a threat, but it's not panning out. Once peace comes, it will all be over far too quickly.
Not only is our money worth more, but we are also the strongest army in the game. Sweden isn't even close, in a distant 22nd place.
quote from the article -Sweden lags behind Pakistan in several key areas. Most important are the Economy and Military, which Pakistan still holds 1st place in by a wide margin.- Really Pakistan is military powerfoul BUT in economy, my dears, the ranking is: 1-Sweeden,2-Portugal,3-Spain,4-Romania,5-Indonesia...AND THEN, IN THE 6TH PLACE, PAKISTAN...please...read some info before writing...greetings from Spain
A SPANIARD! How did you smuggle yourself into Pakistan?
Mr. Zimbi, at the time of the post, the system was iffy. Pakistan was listed as 1st, if my eyes didn't deceive me.