Presidential Address: New Cabinet, Election Results and Executive Orders.
Adam Sutler
My Fellow Canadians,
Today I am honored and humbled by the results of last nights Federal Election. You have given this little Islander who was thrust into the political spotlight the brass ring, and for that I am grateful. I recognize the great responsibility that I now bear, and vow to uphold the values of Canadians, the Norsefire Party, the Reclamation and the constitution when it is formed, during my term in office.
First I must offer my congratulations and condolences to both of my political opponents, Cottus Arci and Prussian King. For the first time that I have seen, the Canadian Public was treated to the closest thing to a real campaign in the lead-up to the election. I regret that the C.P.P. could not engage in the campaign in the same way. I too know the stress which can be caused by a sudden transfer of power, and to Prussian King I offer my condolences. But despite a mere one day of notice, he secured 10 Congressional seats and a large number of Presidential ballots. To Cottus Arci I extend my congratulations on attaining his goal of 20% of the Congress and a substantial proportion of presidential votes. Needless to say I look forward to next months elections when a real three-horse race can develop, but until then I hope that all three parties can work together to improve the quality of life in Canada. I encourage all members of Congress to become or remain active members of the eCanadian forums. http://ecanada.forumotion.co.uk/index.htm
As President of Canada, I must now appoint my new Cabinet for the month of June. The following people have already been informed of their appointment and have been given a mandate.
President and Minister of Constitutional Affairs: Adam Sutler
Vice-President and Minister of Finance: Derick Braham
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Albert Ainstain
Minister of National Defence: Det John Kimble
Minister of Health: Kerozine
Minister of Industry: Banach
Minister of International Trade: Prussian King
Minister without Portfolio: Cottus Arci.
As Vice-President Derick Braham will be responsible for all political, military and economic decisions in Canada if I am incapacitated, inactive for a substantial period of time, or dead. Should such an event occur, he will have the authority to sign contracts within the Contract section of the eRepublik forum on behalf of canada, including MPP's, N.P.C.'s and Trade Agreements.
As Minister without Portfolio, Cottus Arci will be taking an advisory role in Cabinet until the Constitution is formed; at which point a Ministry of Justice portfolio will be opened, thus freeing up other Cabinet positions.
In conjunction with CSD Leader Cottus Arci and CPP Leader Prussian King, I am issuing the following executive order:
- Whereas we wish to ensure that Canada's political parties do not fall under the sway of corporate or other outside entities due to financial considerations, the Government of Canada will seek to keep these parties financially independent. To do so, the Government of Canada will absorb the costs of a set percentage of each party's Gold Tax in direct proportion to their Congressional Vote Share to a maximum of 5 Gold. The following table sets out the criteria for said donations.
-10% = 0 Gold
10% - 19.99% = 1 Gold
20% - 29.99% = 2 Gold
30% - 39.99% = 3 Gold
40% - 49.99% = 4 Gold
50%+ = 5 Gold
This will not count retroactively except in the case of the Federal Elections of June 1st.
As such the Current political parties shall recieve the following amounts:
Norsefire Party of Canada: 4 Gold
Canadian Paradox Party: 3 Gold
Canadian Social Democrats: 2 Gold
To all Canadians I say, Thank you for this great honor and responsibility, and until the next time, God Keep our land Glorious and Free, and once more,
England Prevails!
- Adam Sutler
President of Canada
Leader of the Norsefire Party of Canada
Minister of Constitutional Affairs
Mayor of Charlottetown
Comments
It absolutely disgusts me that some Australian, a simple minded on at that, has bought a party in Canada and become part of your cabinet. I am now accepting donations to start up a new party, so water down this country a bit more. If all it takes to make it in this country is gold, DJ DOUG POUND SEZ: I am moving a real country. Sutler has made his first bad move in the game.
lol dude do you realize prussian king is british?
your party won the elections, your leader won the presidency, yet you still complain?
he never bought a party - he took the hard task of trying to make canada benefit from three parties instead of two. he\'s freaking earned it
kudos to the Presidential Sutler.
I think you moving to a \'real\' country is a grand idea. Know a second or third language?
Doubt it.
I\'m pretty sure you won\'t be going anywhere, so grin and bare it, Mr Pound.
But if you do decide to leave, do let us know. I\'d love to throw a \'going away\' party in your honour. After all, what would this country be without its makeshift DJ.
PK was handed his party Slamhound, Cristina i think you need a makeover. COMPRENDÉ Mate?
DJ, I think you need to display a photo of the real you, the one who is grossly obese and has never had a girlfriend.
Then, we can all band together and get you laid. After all, a laid politician is a happy politician and you might find that you can let go of some of your political frustrations as such.
If all else fails, grab your earth worm and service it yourself, either way, maybe you\'re emerge a butterfly by the end of it all.
lol dude are they glasses you are wearing dj poind? they ain\'t working coz cristina is sexy (sry cottus)
I like the idea of supporting our political parties via federal support. 😉
Errm, many of us aren\'t necessarily Canadians IRL.. unless you\'re referring to e-nationalities?
P.S.: Holy crap, Sutler is on a jumbotron.
You guys, DJ Doug is spreading hate through out Canada, it is not Sutlers fault, nor has anyone done anything wrong to have fault for, but in Dougs racist eyes everyone in politics is evil, the aussies didn\'t do anything wrong did they?
We just welcomed them into our home called Canada and they are trying to make it better, unlike you DJ Doug who is just trying to spread racism through out Canada, I give Sutler and everyone else in the politicle partys a pat on the back for a job well done.
congrats on winning the election.
I thank you sir.
I have already crafted a budget for our respective Cabinet Ministers, and created the Ministry of Finance S.O. for use by Finance Minister Derick Braham. The S.O. now contains 200 GOLD and 5000 CAD so that Braham can continue to expand the treasury through the monetary markets.
The Canadian Wheat Board has been established under the administration of Health Minister Kerozine. This company will serve as the Canadian Government\'s emergency food storage facility.
I am the founder of the CPP, I was Party President for a long time, I have helped the previous administration where ever I could I handed Derick the party before the previous election due to RL and he returned the favour this election.
Cottus has a lot of good ideas. And is not simple minded.
haha Canadian wheat board now thats hilarious. Now will this board act as a marketing agent on behalf of all wheat farmers in Canada?
Congratulations to the winners.
DJ Doug Pound Secretary of Spam strikes again
please leave DJ you are more of a joke then the banana suit guy lol
banana suited doofus is great.
Where is Garp? He use to act so crazy!
Garp was banned a while back, thanks the the emericans. I do miss his daily rants 🙁.
I don\'t miss Garp at all. Wasn\'t he one of the people spamming the American media during the War of Nave\'s Toe? Annoyed the hell out of me.
Congrats to everyone in the elections, nice to see that there wasn\'t too much destroying of the other candidates.
Is the \"Minister without a Profile\" position really necessary? Assuming the Pres and Vice Pres each get one vote in anything the cabinet needs to decide on, that extra minister just makes things even. Which isn\'t good, in this case.
@ Shugo. Not that was Billy Bob Joe, Gumby and myself. We were stuck behind enemy lines, and it was all that we could do to help our nation in its time of need.
Garp was banned because he was a vulgar imbecile. If the emericans didnt report him I eventually would have. He was the cancer that kept trying to bring RL into erepublik, kind of like Cristina is today.
Also, why the hell are you guys defending Hungary? They started a retarded war for IRL jingonistic reasons and now you\'re supporting them.
Also,
England Prevails
They\'re our ally. We can\'t exactly fight against them. And we\'re not supporting them unless they ask, and I don\'t believe they have contacted us yet.
First to business. Again, my congratulations go to President Sutler. I believe it\'s going to be a great month for Canada, even our best. I fully endorse the Cabinet expanding - this is a clear sign our Government is becoming more sophisticated in it\'s Governance - and of course I\'m happy to be a new addition to an already amazing Cabinet lineup. I feel honoured. I\'m equally happy to see Prussian King join the Cabinet too, plus now I don\'t feel like the only Cabinet newbie!
And finally, credit to President Sutler for thinking up the Federal Aid for political parties first. Another great idea you beat me to 🙂
Now for some pleasure/commentary;
\"Cottus has a lot of good ideas. And is not simple minded.\"
Awww shucks PK. *blushes*
\"DJ Doug Pound Secretary of Spam\"
Consider that an official term! Nice one Darth!
\"Is the \"Minister without a Profile\" position really necessary?\"
Me in the Ministry is ABSOLUTELY necessary! 😉
\"The Canadian Wheat Board\"
LOL! Any Canucks here know what happened with the Australian Wheat Board??? 5 brownie points for the first correct answer (Secretary of Spam excluded).
\"I have already crafted a budget\"
So how much does the Minister of Nothing get? Nothing? 😛
ALowman: Well said sir *tips hat*
@ Athalus:
IT\'S PEANUT BUTTER CONGRESS TIME! PEANUT BUTTER CONGRESS TIMETIME!
Weeeey at?
Weeey at?
There he goes
there he goes
TO CONGRESS! WOO!
ty cottus i try lol
I aint saying nothing further. I\'ll just hit the bottle instead.
*represses*
To insanity! *drinks*
By Executive Order, two new Crown Corporations have been create😛
1. the Royal Canadian Air Force, which will be used to stockpile Moving Tickets for the Canadian Armed Forces in the event of a war and fuel any evacuation plan.
2. The Royal Canadian Navy, which will be used to create and stockpile high quality weaponry for the Canadian Armed Forces.
Both of these Crown Corporations are placed under the administration of the Ministry of National Defense, currently commanded by Det John Kimble.
Hans Dix we are defending hungry because it MA territory. A threat to them is a threat to us regardless of who start the war. Besides we are only defending and not attacking.
Hmm, how did Hungary get into MA in the first place? They seem rather weak, but most important, stupid! They got coned by the Pakis to attack their friends, and after the first day of war, they all got scared and started to cry on the forums...
Sorry for off topic.
Ugh Mr. President, I don\'t like the Monarcherial terms... down with the Queen! This is eREPUBLIK!
Hey, the RCAF and RCN are proud institutions, y\'all better start respecting our heritage!
well cottus is aussie and they have the same queen & no doubt the same royal crap as canada.
royal sounds backward to me *swiggy*