My Congress Proposal

Day 5,936, 00:11 Published in New Zealand New Zealand by Sir George Grey

I have decided to run for Congress. I haven't been in Congress for a long time but if voted in, I vow to provide all citizens of eNZ with free toilet paper for as long as I am in Congress.

3 ply toilet paper, not that cheap stuff you get from a service station.

And, as a thank you for every vote that this article gets, I will supply a free vote to your article if you leave a link!!! How good!

Vote Sir George Grey for Congress, because why not?!