Justice dispenser is broken. Please jiggle justice handle

Day 5,931, 04:45 Published in Canada Canada by Wilhem Klink

Is this any way to dispense Justyce (not a typo, that's how its spelled in some areas)?

Umm..We have sort of a problem here

Why does it say justice when there is no justice?

Because it doesn't seem like you do justice

I...I believe you have my justice. I was told I could have justice at a reasonable volume

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