Save the environment: Avoid S P A M

Day 5,778, 11:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by eerte



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TLDR:

This guy here got mad about this guy and his cool friends. Therefore he decided to make some lawyer friends here:
https://www.erepublik.com/fr/article/2772282

Lawyers are on top of the food chain, therefore the result was this:
https://www.erepublik.com/fr/article/2772328

This present article is obviously not at all related to the above and definitely not related to the trademarked SPAM_tm brand in no way, in perpetuity, throughout the universe.

In this special series, we delve into a very important issue:
Every needless click, search, and website visit demands energy. Every time we browse a website, we set in motion a chain of energy consumption within data centers, contributing to environmental pollution.

So please do not SPAM!








wait that wasn't it.. Oh here it is (sorry for the spam):









Let me list you on things you should definitely not spam:
-spamming the comments
-spamming articles
-on said articles, spamming the comments
-spamming people for food, q1 weapons, raw materials, that takes their storage space for nothing.
-spamming admins with needless tickets
-spamming people with pm's
-spamming the spams
-spamming party names
-spamming censorships
-spamming your ex's number bcs (s)he broke up with you
-contacting national coalition against censorship, explaining the ongoing situation regarding an eUK party, that how a "video game" has no rights to censor a word that is being used by millions of users around the globe per day: https://ncac.org/report-censorship




wait, that last one is not actually S P A M. Sorry folks, I spammed you again.



Here's dictionary definition of the word spam:
spam noun
1.
"irrelevant or unsolicited messages sent over the internet, typically to a large number of users, for the purpose of advertising, phishing, or spreading malware."
2.
"canned meat made mainly from ham."

verb

3.
"send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) over the internet, typically for advertising or fraudulent purposes."
4.
"To send spam (i.e. unsolicited electronic messages.)"
5.
"(transitive, by extension, computing, video games) To do something rapidly and repeatedly." (wink wink)



Did you know that the word spam came from a Monty Python sketch that aired on TV in 1970? Well I definitely didn't know before undertaking the writing of this article.


Bonus part: (Because my nephew is preparing for his spelling bee) Let's look at the dictionary for the word "censorship":

censorship noun
1.
the suppression or prohibition of any parts of books, films, news, etc. that are considered obscene, politically unacceptable, or a threat to security.
"the regulation imposes censorship on all media"
2.
(in ancient Rome) the office or position of censor.
"he celebrated a triumph together with his father and they held the censorship jointly"


Editor's note: It's a right puzzler to fathom 'ow a tin o' meat could be a proper threat to security. Blimey, ya shouldn't be chuckin' it at folks, innit?



Final words:

Please be respectful of environment and avoid electronic waste. Please stop being such [redacted]ican.